saw this at work and, really, I just need to know...
Cosmic Funnies
Game of Thrones Daily
RMH
Three Goblin Art
art blog(derogatory)
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

#extradirty
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Andulka

JBB: An Artblog!
Not today Justin
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

çĽćĽ / Permanent Vacation
Aqua Utopiaď˝ćľˇăŽĺşă§č¨ćśăç´Ąă
styofa doing anything
dirt enthusiast
AnasAbdin

shark vs the universe
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from TĂźrkiye
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Australia
@inkteef
saw this at work and, really, I just need to know...

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Chee - Zits.
Unfettered power. August, 2014. Â
"See The Sights" August, 2014.Â
Come to the wondrous windy city.
Words from Hurray For The Riff Raff's "St. Roch Blues."Â idk it's just something new. I really shouldn't be left alone with heart-achey southern blues-folk. but, so g00000d.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
"Purely Irresistible," August 2014.
the kind of <3 how to dress well sings about.
Now you can buy my book through a sad webmarket! Please visit and leave a lock chained to my website with our names etched in :+)
But bae.
sorrrrryyyyy guyzzzz :+)
i didn't say anything.
but i saw it.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
My copy of Carlson's The Hotel Eden has arrived. I am going to devour you tomorrow, my pretty.Â
Find a grassy spot, a comfy couch, a pile of puppies to sit on and join us for 24-Hour Bookclub tomorrow!
Oh. And Ron will be there too. Like, nbd.
This is the time of year that makes me want to sink my teeth into juicy things; plums and peaches; a crushâs lips; a really, really, very good book with prose as simultaneously poetic and simplistic as those thick emotions we canât fully express, but that masterful fiction can, somehow.
On Saturday, June 7th, 24-Hour Bookclub and I will both take a very deep, satisfying bite into an excellent collection of short fiction: Ron Carlsonâs The Hotel Eden.Â
Itâs worth explaining how we came to Juneâs The Hotel Eden.Â
In college I was fortunate enough to be handed a copy of The Signal, a novel by Carlson that starts out heady with the vague misfortune of a down-on-his-luck, soon-to-be-divorced Wyoming rancher named Mack. As I travelled into his pastâdeeds Mack himself couldnât seem to face through his own flashbacksâI became intertwined with a complex character; his morals and his failures and how one seemed to feed the other in an unfair, all-to-common way.Â
Then, about three-quarters of the way through, the novel jumped up. The plot and narrative jolted, bolting into a new state like a kid caught sleeping in class. It became a thriller, a chase, and if Mack could just make it out alive then his purpose, his sense of self and morality and what-is-fucking-right would, for once, win. Boy, this book did a number on me.Â
I expect the same satisfaction from Carlsonâs 1998 collection of 12 critically acclaimed short stories. Because Carlson can deliver the reward of sensations that only comes from expertly crafted, complex, downright-joyous-to-read fiction. I cannot express how excited I am to take that first, big, sloppy and juicy bite.Â
Max, Diana and I will be there. Wonât you join us?Â
Weâll wake up first thing in the morning, crack open our copies of The Hotel Eden, and start tweeting up a storm using our usual #24hourbookclub hashtag. Weâll be looking out for your tweets, too, and reading them between chapters.Â
You can pick up a copy of The Hotel Eden
On Amazon or at your local book store if youâre into paper,
Or through Kindle if youâre into Kindle.
I canât wait.
-Elaine
What the fuck have I been doing lately?
Working on something new, very personal, maybe not publishable. here are some sneak peeks anyway.
<3 interests, at work.
...things escalating?! o bae.
after the fact.
where's that fucking key.
There's a story to each sketch, and I have a feeling this is a story that will take me a long time to write. But uhaveto.
"Fears of a Small Town Girl in Chicago," March, 2014
Submission for The Reader's comics issue. I mean, how COULD they pass this one up? Fears, farts--life's most complex issues.
Elaine Shortâs Kickstarter book project, Letâs Be Awkward Together. So. Awkward.
Featured on Kickstarter's blog again! Purrrrdy cool.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Nickelodeon Slime Master and friend-of-mine Dave Beitzel draws the funniest arcade/video game comics out there. Based in New York, Beitzel draws weekly bits on gaming culture. Â Check out his blog, Phatypus Comics! (This one is my favorite. I laugh every time I see it.)
Let's Be Awkward Together Launch Party, a set by mCespo on Flickr.
For all of you who supported the book but couldn't make it out to the release party, enjoy! Thanks HaruLocke.com for photography-ing a great night.