ok.

I whisper “what the fuck” to myself 50 times a day

me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab

Friendly reminder to drink more water and let go of more bullshit

in another universe the sky is always pink and i didn’t leave three people for you and in another one the trees grow downwards with their roots in the air and in another one we meet in the middle of the street at the age of six while chasing after the same butterfly

Hello yes I’d like to understand my feelings pls

[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens

I really don’t think anything exists man

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS