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i am loving so many europeans posting about their newfound love of ranch dressing after visiting america for the world cup

this country is a hot garbage fire but by GOD can we make a condiment

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the fingerless gloves are doing a lot of heavy lifting in today’s outfit

#*

I’m reading Frankenstein at work and Adam is actually so fucking funny

Victor: begone! Relieve me from the sight of your detested form!

Adam: *puts his hands over Victor’s eyes* okay then don’t look, damn. you gotta hear me out tho

#love you king #frankenstein #adam frankenstein #mary shelley #mary shelly's frankenstein #*

cuppydogshane

the cens do delight me. they really do. doctor suess ass team. theyre whos down in whoville. harris is placing an order for matching Thneeds

cuppydogshane

Horton High Sticks a Who

sarcasticmothwrites

We are the Centaurs, we speak for the gays.

wannabetonthat

Has anyone done this one yet

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Shane and Ilya get David a spare charger every year for Christmas as a lil teehee.

limpwristedrose

Someone asking Luca after Shane's first season as AC on the Centaurs: "So, is it difficult with basically three captains, especially if two of them are married that must be hard to get used to.

And Luca and the other rookies being like, oh you mean the Dad-Trifecta? it's the best thing that has ever happened to us.

You loose your skates or you need help with paperwork or you're just feeling kinda sad and need a dad hug - you go Bood. he will grill you some chicken and go speak to Coach for you. You call him or Cassie if you're sick and they will pick you up and deposit you on the floor with Milo and you are their baby now. I'm 23 years old but that's my dad tho

If you're having trouble with other players, or if you're in like, a crisis? Mama Bear Ilya, will 100% get arrested for any of us and/or pick you up from the middle of nowhere any time of night. You wanna ragebait other players? He has the perception of a God and can tell from one look when a players second wife will leave him. He can also tell when you're feeling like shit mentally and he will pick you up take you to Harris farm and make you dog walk with him while throwing sweets at you. Holmberg got high sticked the other week Ilya spent like, 2 hours going through the guys Instagram with us while wine drunk and ripping his entire life to pieces with us.

and Shane? He will come early to practice for you, he will tell me things wrong with my playing I didn't know EXISTED. Boyle was in a slump Hollander turned up at our house with a fucking smoothie get your ass out of bed we're going to the rink and he will completely pull apart your playing style with such precision that's it's beautiful to watch and I'm not even mad about it. Roz will be giving a fucking captains speech about how we can do better next week and he'll fucking pipe up in the corner going, well we will if Lapointe improves his footwork Coach, we're gonna be staying late on Saturday and Wiebe is like, sounds good Hollander like COACH you can't Agree For Me and he'll just go, Shane Hollander is giving you a private lesson I don't care what you're doing cancel it

hermywolf

the category is pictures of hudson williams i can't look at too long or i'll grow dizzy and then Faint. part 1

me when i decide to change a character's name 5k words into a draft

#someone sedate me #ladi and herc #except its not anymore #its noari and vadax #writblr #writing stuff #writing #*

went up on the adductor today by 10lbs! 20->30, very proud of myself :)))

#gymblr #gym rat #gym #*

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you ever cry so hard you get nauseous

writingdose

insane to me how, to some people, this is not a common sense

lavenderprose

Me: Cannibalism. Erotic cannibalism.

Also me: It makes my tummy happy when they kiss and say I love you :)

some people look hot while they’re working out but I just look like a drowned rat

#devastating for me personally #the ac is out at the gym and we’re having a heatwave #gym rat #gym #gymblr #*

sluttyscorpio

what’s a little sexual torture between mutuals

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iszyjfry

Love having consent to send mutuals nsfw content. Reblog if your mutuals have consent to send you nsfw content.

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Obsessed with the idea of Shane randomly encountering Bad Bunny at a bar just like he encountered Rose. (Because he has the BEST luck.)

But he doesn't know who Bad Bunny is, and Bad Bunny doesn't know who Shane is... So they're both just making small talk with this hot guy they met at the bar while they wait for their drinks. They're enjoying talking to someone who doesn't know their celebrity status. And Shane is getting a little flustered despite being married, because damn if this guy isn't his type, and Bad Bunny is lowkey flirting with him.

And then Ilya shows up and has a heart attack. Alternating between fanboying over Bad Bunny and wanting to fight him. Just standing there frozen with this bonkers expression on his face.

And Shane is completely oblivious. "Hey, you're back! I ordered you a beer. Oh, and this is Benito. Benito, this is my husband Ilya........... Baby, are you okay? Why do you look like that?"

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