the rest of my life

SPOOKY SEEZN

@blinksinbewilderment it’s two of ur favorite things: eggs and cats 

Finally, a Lulu appreciation post!

At least show us the bison!

Oh the drama of it all

This Man possesses more common sense than half the tourists of the world. You see a wild animal, you give it plenty ot space. You don’t walk up close try to snap a bunch of picture, then womder why you’re dead.

I love that every time this shows up on my feed, there’s a new chapter added to it.

My favorite part is when the kitty runs to the window and looks out like “the outside stuff????? It is inside?????”

*X-files theme*

*x files theme but played on a lute*

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.

well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?

Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?

*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head* 

How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!

this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment

*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*