just keep simming

Heather: Hey! Did the big dinner go really, really well? Did your parents really like Ash?

Angela: Well my dad isn’t going to chase him off like my previous boyfriends which is a good sign.

Heather: And your mum?

Angela: Mum had to work but she’ll meet him at graduation.

Heather: Wow, she really is super dedicated to her work, huh? I really would only see her when she took a break to go pee.

Daniel: Well it was nice meeting you, Ashley. I’m sure we will see each other again.

Angela: Bye, Dad.

Daniel: Goodbye, angel. I’ll make sure your mother makes it to your graduation next week. See you soon.

Ashley: *deep sigh*

Angela: Did you hear him? He said he’s sure you’ll see each other again, that means he’s not plotting to get rid of you!

Ashley: Then I’m glad! Come back to mine, babe?

Dirk: Hey dude, I forgot to congratulate you on getting rid of stuck up Barbie!

Lilith: Ugh... can you not refer to her appearance in your judgment of her please...

Dustin: Oh gladly! She was stuck up and delusional regardless of what she looked like. I mean, she really believed I lived in a trailer and then started spewing some fancy crap about how my last name would define our future together.

Dirk: Right, I mean look at you Lilith, “pleasant” isn’t exactly the word that would come to mind... 

Lilith: Well if I hadn’t just spilled this juice over myself I’d gladly show you just how “pleasant” I can be dreamer boy! I’m gonna clean myself up.

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Lilith: Hey Luce, can you take a picture of us real quick?

Lucy: I’m on it, say cheese!

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Lilith: Aaaah, soon I must depart young fresher.

Lucy: Haha! I can’t believe your leaving next week, Lil. Promise me we’ll still have coffee breaks when you’re a big shot actress in the city!

Angela: Did I tell you that Ashley is the president of one of the best fraternities on campus, Dad?

Daniel: Hmm, I hope that doesn’t mean that you’re just the champion of pulling pranks, streaking and getting people to chug juice.

Dustin: Aaaaaand once again baby Beau’s left sitting on the sidelines twiddling his thumbs!

Beau: Hey, this baby has been whooping you’re ass at this game before you could even spell thumbs!

Dustin: Oh no, I was referring to your lack of game when it comes to the ladies. Seriously, bro, waiting after the same girl for practically a thousand years is pretty pathetic, even if it is a better love story than twilight...

Beau: ...

Daniel: You’re mother sends her apologies, there was some emergency in the campaign office...

Angela: Oh that’s alright, I understand that her work is important. Ashley will just have to meet her some other time, right Ashley?

Daniel: I don’t know, angel, the way she’s working these days...it’s as if she only takes a break to go to the bathroom or to go to bed, and I’d hope Ashley wouldn’t want to meet her there.