your electro-magnetic field is weak and disturbed and your spiritual body is bloated with angst. you may not enter my men’s streetwear groupchat.

I just wanna lay down and like have a tree grow through me

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"

wow i didn’t know they got married congrats

love wins

Hate the glorification of toxic relationships on this fucking site

please let me come to your sleepover party i promise i won't levitate out of my sleeping bag or start crawling around on the ceiling at 3am this time

i don't know who made all the lights flicker ominously every time someone got up to use the bathroom but it wasn't me i swear

the wii remotes and console dripping blood and screaming every time i lost at mario kart was a coincidence honest