rated arg for pirates

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

had

you have weird bangs and wear a sweater over a turtleneck one time and all the gay people on the computer call you laura palmer

So play like a noob? got it

You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.

i… want… my BOYTOY! *telekinesis throws everything across the room*

that post thats like “you’re not unlovable you’ve just been spending a lot of time alone in your room” is true for everyone but me. i’m unlovable i’ve just coincidentally been spending a lot of time alone in my room

I haven’t had sex in 4 weeks

This comment goes. Lol, no idea what this means. But fuck it, right? No? Ok. More cigs plz. But for real, this girl is awesome, so jealous of her multiple men that she’s with. I’d probably like, quit my job tbh

What

Lol. Win. This girl is the best, I’d blow all of my little cash fund to see her, but. Fuck life

no one survived this

I love turning away immodestly-dressed women from confession like your ass is Not getting absolved lmfao. Die in your sins