Does Anyone Know A Good Lobotomist?

Tried google searching “how to cope with being alive”, got some pretty good food and porn recommendations now

I can’t even blame men for fumbling the bag when talking to women. They’re so pretty with their big beautiful eyes and their evil desires

Older co-worker just looked at me and said it looks like I had a growth spurt… is he tryna fuck?

That haters can’t fathom how I’ve got so much love for them (I struggle with social queues and can never tell when someone doesn’t like me)

Guys help, he went on a rant about his hyperfixations and obsessions and now I want to get him pregnant

So far removed from reality I’m starting to believe I can fix him. (Him being me)

Declaring myself clinically insane. Where do I sign up for the shock therapy and lobotomy package?

I need Meek Mill in my ear begging me to get up for the way this man has me sat