Tina: So what’s the plan?
Alice: I don’t know. You’re smart, Bette is mean, come up with something.
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Tina: So what’s the plan?
Alice: I don’t know. You’re smart, Bette is mean, come up with something.

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Alice: Hey, aren’t you Papi?
Papi: You a cop?
Alice: No.
Papi: Then yes, I am.
Bette: Do you wanna cry in the bathtub with me someday?
Tina: Yeah, sure.
Bette: I can’t promise to make it sexy, though.
Young Angie, upon learning how Shane did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?
Shane: Well, not really.
Angie: You’re just a liar.
Carmen: Am I gonna be okay?
Shane: No. You’re in a relationship with me. Nothing will ever be okay.

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Bette: Thanks for not telling your mom what happened.
Angie, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
Lenore: Sometimes I feel like I failed as a mother.
Alice: SOMETIMES?
Bette: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is underneath.
Tina: We are not going to do that
Bette: Mistlefoe
Tina: Bette, no
Mark: I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Jenny: Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Shane: I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
Carmen: I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!

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Bette: I didn’t want to fight with Jenny, I just wanted to tell her to fuck off
Shane: I'm like a prophet. It's amazing how many people I can convince to be lesbians.
Tina: I need a hoe opinion
Shane: go on
Kit, about Bette: Can I disown her as a sister?
Tina: Unfortunately, no.
Bette: You know how you worry about me?
Kit: Yes?
Bette: Well, you have reason to.

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Bette: I said I wasn’t gonna cry…
Jenny: But you’re not crying.
Bette: I know. It’s called strength.
Alice: I just think that, for 5 bucks, they could blend a little bit better so I don’t get strawberry lumps stuck in my straw.
Shane: Hey, that’d be a cool name for a band.
Alice: “Stuck In My Straw”?
Shane: “Strawberry Lumps”.
Alice: Better.