dramatic gay and bastard man content

henry: i just wish you’d admit when you’ve made a mistake.

*ted and henry texting*

starkid’s black friday spoilers: without context

paul: you just have to be yourself.

emma: okay, so let’s be real. is anyone here straight? like, any one of you?

ted ordering a cake, probably

ted: i love you

henry: what are friends with benefits?

ted: *gets down on one knee*

henry: it’s dark. i’m scared.

henry: babe come over

henry answering the phone: hello?

henry: when you said you were “magic in bed”, i must admit, this is not what i was expecting-

ted: *compliments henry, brings him coffee while he works, visits him at the lab, listens to everything henry’s passionate about, comforts him when he’s sad, smiles at him as if he’s the most beautiful thing in the universe*