Quotes overheard in Team Negative's base!

Ceaz:I DONT WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED, FABA LAYING DEAD UNDERNEATH A CHRISTMAS TREE

Victor: “Stop kinkshaming me!” Talis: “kinkshaming is my kink” Victor: *screaming*

Corvus: would you like anything to eat? Talis: I’d much prefer something to drink. Corvus: *to her grunts* can someone get this woman some water? Talis: nevermind, I don’t want anything.

23: *“sneaking” through an enemy team’s base, but is completely visible* Random grunt: hey! I see you! 23: *flicks hair* you didn’t see anything. Grunt: *mesmerized* I didn’t see anything…

Neffy: remember kids no one can hate you more than you already hate yourself

Talis, holding two salandits: “I understand. Just know you have disappointed… All three of us”

77:I’ve been having this headache that comes and goes 7:hi guys! 77:and its back

Phoenix: I’m going to bed. Minty: it’s noon. Phoenix: time isn’t real.

Lee: wanna see a magic trick? *stabs a pen through a paper plate* Tempest: I think I could do that. Lee: no, you couldn’t. It’s too difficult. All the other admins: whoa.

Neffy: I WANNA FUCKING DIE Corvus: not until 2057. Do you prefer trains or lakes?

Minty: *is choking* 11: help, I need to call 911 but the 9 button on my phone is broken! Neffy: turn it upside down and use the 6! 11: genius! Minty: *momentarily stops choking* what the fuck?

Ceaz: I have the ability to not care about unimportant things! left your wallet at home? Eh. Locked the keys in the house? Eh. Friend has been missing for a month and the police fear the worst? Eh. Minty: have you seen TA lately? She hasn’t been around for a while and I’m worried! Ceaz: pssh, she’s fine. I got this text from her not that long ago saying “I’m perfectly fine, totally haven’t been murdered or anything :)”. Minty: shouldn’t you show that to the police? This could be serious! Ceaz: *deletes the text* eh.

Phoenix: *is riding a bike, sticks a pole into the front tire and falls over* Phoenix: FUCKING LAWRENCE III