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@incorrectsquadquotes
Police officer: Now, Ichinomiya's a clever fella, it'll be tough to find evidence he's behind any murders, potential or otherwise
Eisuke, from another room: I'll soon have it! After I wring her neck and have her dead at my feet, MY hotel will be number 1 forever!
Amelia:
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Eisuke: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
Amelia: You don’t need any help from me
Eisuke: That’s right!
Eisuke: …
Eisuke: When is our son coming back from spying on Baba?
Amelia: You’re using our son as a spy????
Eisuke: It’s not like we’re using him for something better
Amelia: I’ll buy pizza for whoever makes Eisuke sleep
Eleonora, loading her gun: Where is he
Stranger, gesturing to Eisuke: Is this man bothering you?
Amelia: Yes, but he’s my husband. I signed up for this
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Eisuke: Betraying me?
Amelia: Don’t take it personally
Amelia: It’s just that we don’t like you or anything you do
Carmelita, pulling over: What seems to be the problem, officer?
Kishi: Get out of my car
Eleonora: So you two are dating now?
Eisuke and Amelia: Yes
Eleonora: Why?
Eisuke: Well I happen to find Amelia smart and clever-
Eleonora: I can understand that. I’m trying to figure out what’s going on in Amelia’s head
Eisuke: Your new job is with my sworn enemy?!
Soryu: I can’t keep track of all your sworn enemies!
Rosalie and Carmelita, entering lounge
Rosalie: Hey sorry we’re late we didn’t wanna come
Carmelita: But come she did
Rosalie, turning around: Okay bye
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Charlotte: Next, something that actually seems like normal training
Carmelita: Am I gonna stand under a waterfall?
Charlotte: What? No, I’m going to shoot at you with a shotgun and you must evade
Carmelita: ..okay
Eleonora, whispering: What are we doing here?
Charlotte, whispering back: We are being polite
Officiant: Do you, Eisuke Ichinomiya, take Amelia Mary Ashwood, to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Amelia: Hey honey, new suit?
Eisuke: Yes!
Amelia: Yikes
Eisuke:
Amelia: Has anyone told you how handsome you look today?
Eisuke: No
Amelia: Better luck tomorrow
Eisuke: ..what the fuck
Amelia, seeing people in the hotel fountain: Fucking idiots. SECURITY!
Amelia: Oh no they’re my idiots
Amelia: ..
Amelia: SECURITY!
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Amelia: You know. When I said ‘bring me back something from the beach’ I meant like, a sea shell
Eleonora, struggling to hold a seagull: Well you should’ve fucking said so!
Kishi, in interrogation: What are your names?
Eleonora: Carmelita, don’t tell him!
Kishi, writing: Carmelita..
Carmelita: Good job, Eleonora
Kishi, still writing: and Eleonora..