Incorrect Squad Quotes

Robert: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of... Bre: But you have heard of me!

Bre: No I’m not a licensed teacher but I have been touched by your kids...and I’m pretty sure I’ve touched them...

Robert: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside. Rin: that’s just something ugly people say

Robert: A big man in a suit of armor.. take that away and what are you? Josh: A Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist...

Josh: *holds Bot up* Robert: Seriously, though, do I weigh anything to you? Josh: No, like holding a bunch o' grapes.

Bre: Robert, can I speak to you for a minute? In private. Robert: Ooh, someone’s in trouble. It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.

Robert: That was my sarcastic voice. Josh: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice. Robert: I've been told that.

Yulon: We’re going mattress shopping. Rin: You know, once we get it… we’ll have to break it in. *winks* Yulon: Oh, I hear what you’re saying. Mattress trampoline. Rin: ... Yulon: Wait, no. You were talking about sex.

[at store] Rin: excuse me? I lost my friends. Can I make an announcement Store clerk: of course Rin: *leans into mic* Rin: goodbye you little shits

Yulon: Rin, don’t say a word. Rin: … Rin: Fergalicious. Yulon: I said no words. Rin: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it’s not a word, and now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.