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Nico:

Levi: S...

Link: you mean Schmitt?

helm: a thoughtful person

levi, to nico: thanks for helping me out today, nico. you're a thot!

nico: I know

levi: what can you see from up there?

helm: the one who was flirting with you?

levi: he asked me out

helm: I hope you said yes

levi: why would I say yes? I'm straight

quadri: and super cute!

levi: and super gay

nico: knock knock

levi, sighing: who's there

random audience member: that was perfect! how could anyone possibly compete with that? does he have any weaknesses at all?

Levi: Nico's my best friend.

Nico: here take my jacket, I'll go get some blankets. do you need hot cocoa? I can bring you some of my clothes? maybe a whole heater?

Link: I'm a little chilly too.

Levi: wow, they sound stupid.

Nico: they're not though. they're really smart actually, just dense.

Levi: maybe you need to be more obvious. like, hey... I love you!

Nico: okay, hey levi, I love you.

Levi: there you go!

Nico: want some christmas cheer?

Levi: you're tangled in the christmas lights aren't you

Nico: what am I when I'm not nice?