Incorrect Schitt's Creek quotes

I’m pretty sure I’m having a heart attack, and I haven’t arranged for anyone to clear my internet history!

David Rose: What does it take to keep you safe? What’s the matter with you? Don’t you realize you could get killed?

David Rose: Aw, babe, you had a crush on me? That's embarrassing.

Stevie Budd: You know, in a weird way, I'm going to miss our little motel.

Love you? My dad never said that. My family loved each other. We just didn’t say it. We showed our love through criticism and micromanagement. So if you said ‘I love you’, you were probably hiding something

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower, I spend too much time volunteering. Sometimes I’ll hit somebody with with my car, so sue me.

Jocelyn Schitt: Wait, are you drunk?

Alexis Rose: You said that if you were ever going to do same sex experimentation, it was going to be with me.

Johnny Rose: It’s not my fault you’re hungover.

If it were easy, everyone would be hot.

I'm late because I care! Do you know how long it takes to put THIS together?

Twyla Sands: I thought you were seeing someone.

Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.

Johnny Rose: Where's Alexis?

I've eaten nine birthday cakes, and I still feel empty.

Johnny Rose: Stevie, tell us about your family.

David Rose: Patrick, I just need to tell you this. I’m in love with you, and I know you don’t feel the same--