sancirc cast based on fightability (and also if id win lmao)!!! because fuck you blue your post made me think of it
attley: like a 4/10 ngl. i wouldnt fight attley and if you made me i would cry. i love our spidery mc thanks give them good things. i would probably win if i tried tho
posey: 8/10. its posey /j. more seriously i'd like to fight it just for the challenge! fun times. id probably lose posey is like a cannon pointed directly at my solar plexus
fletch: 5/10 but hes fucking tiny. im neutral on whether i would fight him, but i'd win.
sammy: 9/10 do you KNOW how attached i was to fucking stamp guy???? this literally isnt even about sammy anymore i WILL murder on behalf of stamp guy. fuck you fuck you fuck you i'll shatter your skull in a printing press you bitch ass fuck id win because i just would not fucking back down at all i will square up for stamp guy i will murder for stamp guy i w
steven: 3/10. listen. if you tried to make me fight steven id fight you. i think we'd be reasonably matched in a fight but also That Fight's Not Happening. thanks
luth: 1/10 and also id die if i tried! no thanks :))
valerie: 5/10 but also i'd die immediately. so let's not
tedley: 700/10. i would put him through a saw movie seven times over and laugh. and i'd win.
