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Lizzie: (Watching TV) Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Sam: (soaking wet and covered in ink) Well, maybe the squid was being a jerk.

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Edgar: Lana, I care about you, and each moment we spend together makes me want to know you more.

Dean: My abs are so firm YOU CAN GRATE CHEESE ON THEM

#submission by #mewsingsbynataliek #edgar teglee #dean lagrante #lana panzoni

Sam: Don’t worry, Gisu likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.

Dion: …She thinks it’s fancy?

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#submission by #mewsingsbynataliek #sam boole #gisu nerumen #dion aquato #source: lilo and stitch

(During Christmas gift exchange at the Motherlobe)

Loboto: Camilla, this is for you, a set of combs for your beautiful hair.

Milla: That’s so sweet! But I sold my hair to a wig maker so I could buy a set of combs for Sasha.

Sasha: How ironic. I actually sold my hair so I could buy this third set of combs for Caligosto.

Loboto: Thank you! These’ll come in handy for my new hair! (Removes his cap to reveal a wig made from both Sasha and Milla’s hair)

Sasha and Milla: (Both gasp)

Loboto: (Combing his new “hair”) Finally, I look as pretty as I feel!

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#submission by #mewsingsbynataliek #caligosto loboto #milla vodello #sasha nein #psychonauts

“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Otto Mentallis lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!” - Otto Mentallis

#submission by #bbloveseevees #otto mentallis #psychonauts

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Ford: Don’t stare into the abyss, Razputin. After all, it stares back.

#submission by #mewsingsbynataliek #ford cruller #psychonauts #razputin aquato #source: amphibia

Raz, finally done beating the butcher: Heheh… I can finally leave

Raz: Lili, I’m coming home sweetie…

Raz, seeing Evil Augustus and at the bottom of the meat circus:

Raz: I’M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!?

Raz, feeling the water at his feet: OH NO, I’M SO SICK- OH NO WAIT NO NOT AGAIN!

#submission by #loudlychoppedbread #razputin aquato #lili zanotto #source: snapcube real time fandub #psychonauts

Benny: So Raz, your Trans?

Raz: Yup.

Benny: Why did you name yourself Razputin?

Benny: You could’ve been something cool.

Benny: Like Seymour or Dewey.

#submission #loudlychoppedbread #razputin aquato #benny fideleo #psychonauts

Raz: (moving to poke a Venus Flytrap) Well hello, Mr. Plant!

Lili: Raz, don’t touch that! It’s dangerous!

Raz: Pfft. Yeah, right.

Plant: [pulls out a gun]

Raz: …Whoa.

#submission #mewsingsbynataliek #razputin aquato #lili zanotto #psychonauts

“When I die… make sure I get a bigger tombstone than Ford.”

-Otto Mentallis

#submission #mewsingsbynataliek #otto mentallis #ford cruller #psychonauts

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Raz: It’s just like Coach Oleander always says, “When one door closes, choose a nearby wall and bash it in with brute force!”

#submission #mewsingsbynataliek #razputin aquato #morceau oleander #psychonauts

“I just wanted a burger.”

-Otto Mentallis

#submission #mewsingsbynataliek #otto mentallis #psychonauts

Raz: Hey, guys! Watch me do the "Grouchy Sasha!" Sasha: Razputin, please stop naming moves after me. Raz: (Wearing his goggles over his eyes and holding an imaginary cigarette while imitating a German accent) "Everyone is an idiot except for me." Sasha: Well, it is true. (Takes a drag from his cigarette)

#submission by #mewsingsbynataliek #razputin aquato #sasha nein #psychonauts #source: spongebob squarepants

Otto: The Psychonauts are running out of money? Otto: That sucks. Otto: But! I have a proposal. Otto: (grabs Raz) Otto: We need to make more of these.

#submission by #loudlychoppedbread #psychonauts #razputin aquato #otto mentallis

“If I ever look up in the night sky and I see an ad, I’m becoming a terrorist” - Chloe Barge

#submission by #loudlychoppedbread #chloe barge #psychonauts #campers

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“It’s so brave of you to dress for comfort over style” - Kitty Bubai

#submission by #loudlychoppedbread #kitty bubai #psychonauts #campers

Lili: I wonder what Joe would think of this?

Sasha: Joe?

Lili: Joe mama.

#submission by #loudlychoppedbread #lili zanotto #sasha nein #psychonauts

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