Baljeet: I cut it so it would an eigth instead of a fourth
Buford: Your mom is an eight instead of a fourth
Baljeet: That is a statement that means nothing

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Baljeet: I cut it so it would an eigth instead of a fourth
Buford: Your mom is an eight instead of a fourth
Baljeet: That is a statement that means nothing

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Isabella: I always have the same dream. It starts when I get a horse, then Buford shows up. Then the horse kicks Buford in the face
Buford: But I end up okay, right?
Isabella: No
Baljeet: Be careful. I read that 100% of construction site accidents happen at construction sites
Buford:
Baljeet: It was an obvious nonetheless important article
Buford: Do you think when Mountain Dew makes new flavors, they just add flavoring to their lemon lime soda?
Phineas: I don't know, I assume they make it whole new diffetent
Phineas: That sentence...wasn't good
Norm: I found a recipe for orzo pasta
Doofenshmirtz: I don't like orzo. It's too small. It weirds me out

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Carl: I canceled two doctor's appointments to be here
Monogram: Two? Are you okay?
Carl: I don't know, I canceled the appointments
Candace: Ferb said get me a drink at a store and I said what kind. He was like I don't know something esoteric. Dead serious. "I like esoteric drinks." What am I meant to do with that
Ferb: British money’s called “quid”, short for liquid, which used to be the official currency. Any liquid. “as long as it splash we use it for cash”- old British saying
Doofenshmirtz: What do you think of this coffee sampler pack?
Vanessa: That's a good selection of all of their high-end blends.
Doofenshmirtz: This will be perfect for Julie's birthday.
Vanessa: Wait... Julie? Your nemesis on the PTA?
Doofenshmirtz: Yes, she drinks the free garbage coffee in the break room at the school.
Vanessa: You hate her. Why would you get her a gift?
Doofenshmirtz: After this, she'll know what real coffee tastes like and won't be able to go back. She'll have to brew her own or stop at a fancy place each morning. This gift will cost her thousands of dollars a year.
Candace: We both look good tonight
Jeremy: You know Candace, if you had just said that I look good, I would have said "So do you"
Candace: I couldn't take that chance

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Amanda: I love my mom but there's no one who would benefit more from smoking a little weed
Monogram: Carl, close the door
Carl: It's already closed, sir
Monogram: Close it more
Carl:
Carl: [opens door then shuts it again]
Isabella: The problem with learning shorthand is that it basically makes any set of long squiggles look like words so you will be trying to read the floaters in your eyes while you’re in the shower. On the bright side I may have invented a new form of divination.
Doofensmirtz: I live in the most haunted house in the northern hemisphere because I keep buying cursed dolls and cracking them open like pistachios to release the ghosts inside them. You see I have got this business idea and it's to unethically harvest their ectoplasm and sell it in little jars like honey.
Doofensmirtz: Unfortunately I've hit a snag, namely that ectoplasm tastes terrible and also if you ingest it you permanently lose the capacity to feel joy. So now I've got a bunch of unsatisfied customers who are literally impossible to please banging on my door at all hours. It doesn't really matter though because the ghosts are already constantly slamming all my doors and cabinets so it's just a wall of sound in here at all times anyway. I'm pretty sure i've got tinnitus now but on the upside I've got this new business idea where I repair old dolls with kintsugi and sell them at a ridiculous markup to etsy women in cuffed corduroy pants.
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TRY MY NEW DONATION ASK GAME!!! (COMING SOON)
This is a collection of links to various posts concerning fundraisers I've vetted and instructions on how to submit fundraisers to me. These are primarily ones for Ghazzan families although some fundraisers for Sudanese families are also listed (I'm more familiar with my own country's politics and dialect and am more capable of vetting fundraisers for Palestinians as a result). Each post will have a time stamp indicating the latest date of update. And fundraisers will have colour-coded disclaimers according to the particularities of their case.
I know that people do not like clicking on links or navigating between posts, but please actually look through these posts and choose a fundraiser to donate to. Please.
Instructions on how to submit a fundraiser. (for those not Ghazzan) تعليمات لتقديم طلب توثيق و نشر حملات التبرعات الخاصة بالغزاويين و عائلاتهم (للغزاويين فقط)
ملاحظة خاصة نشر الحملات.
List of fundraisers for my direct contacts from Ghazzah & Sudan. - PRIORITY.
Vetted family evacuation fundraisers list 1. - Particularities Listed.
Vetted family evacuation fundraisers list 2. - Particularities Listed.
Unvetted but highly likely legitimate fundraisers.
Additional fundraisers for various purposes.

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Ferb: Kicked out of another chess club for repeatedly sneaking my new piece 'the warlock' onto the board
Ferb: Newton just created a 4th law
Phineas: What is it?
Isabella: Put a little hot sauce on that bad boy