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Todd: [to Dean & McJones] Mining buddies? More like, uhā¦ gay.
Dean: God damnit Todd! Who let you in here?
Todd: Not much.
McJones: What?
Todd: Iā¦ I thought you were gonna say āwhat are you looking atā, and then I was gonna say, ānot much.ā
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Todd: Areā¦ are you gonna say what are you looking at?
Dean: ā¦No, Todd.
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Dean: Good. But know this- the war between Team New Kids and the Yo-Yo Bros has just begun.
Luke: Understood.
Jeff: Understood.
Jon: Understood.
Lucah: Waitwhat'sgoin'on?
(Submitted by pheonomon)
Jared: Okay, Todd. What the fuck do you want?
Todd: I want to terrorize your friends and set your house on fire. Whenever I want, for as long as I want.
Jared: Tskā¦ Fine. But know this- I do not like you.
Todd: I feel indifferent towards you.
Jared: *gasp* Iāll be watching you.
Todd: Iām going to go burn your house down now.
(Submitted by pheonomon)
Dodger: I will find us some more food and iron, if you two can manage not to kill each other while Iām gone.
Jared: Oh please, weāre not children.
(Dodger leaves)
Dean: Eat shit and die.
Jared: Yes, fuck you.
(Submitted by hazelshade12)
Dean: Like, the only reason you feel speed is because we have an atmosphere,
McJones: Youāre right.
Dean: -And youāre like- blasting through air particles.
McJones: Right.
Dean: But in space you wouldnāt feel anything so you could be going like a zillion trillion miles an hour and you wouldnāt even know it.
McJones: Thank you, scientist Dean. Really? A zillion trillion?
Dean: Look man-
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Dean: Iām a fucking master. Ask me anything about space.
PBG: Is it big?
Dean: Probably.
(Submitted by pheonomon)
McJones: Hey Dean, you want some?
Dean: This bitch empty. [throws it afar] YEET!
(Submitted by eliteartist24)
Dean: Oh man! I canāt believe you left Lucah all alone without a Recall potion! What an epic-level screw up. Good job, McJones.
McJones: Wait, me??? As I remember, both of us were there, and NEITHER of us was able to help her get back home.
Dean: True. But Iām so consistently and staggeringly irresponsible that itās utterly unreasonable to expect me to have been able to help in the first place.
McJones: Thatā¦is actually a very valid point. Youāre right. My bad.
Dean: Iām so disappointed in you, Stewart.
McJones: Donāt push it.
(Submitted by Anonymous)
PBG: [about McJones] Heās ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
(Submitted by Anonymous)
Todd: Alright, you sons of whores! You are now all officially members of Hardcore, and itās my job to whip you into shape so the fine people of our audience can watch you all be killed, gruesomely. Now listen closely, because Iām about to tell you how itās going to be in this hellhole for the rest of your short, miserable lives.
Todd: First, Iām going to line you up and shout at you. Iāll belittle you, call you a few names, and repeatedly mention how you are probably all going to die. Actually, thatās the part weāre doing right now, so weāre running a little ahead of schedule.
Todd: Then, you will be allowed to wander the land, where the other participants will snarl at you, steal all of the food and resources youāve collected, and generally act like insecure schoolyard bullies.
Todd: At that time, one of you will invite another participant to go mining with you, possibly designating him as your spelunking buddy. This will create a bizarre friendship between the two of you, most likely with strong homosexual overtones that will not be fully explored.
Todd: Later, your spelunking buddy will be killed in a tragic lava accident, and then you will be forced to choose between reviving him or another of your closest friends in a big climactic decision.
Todd: Oh, and before I forget, you will remain in costume at all times, for no apparent purpose.
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PBG: Hooray! Our long Floran Clue-less nightmare is over! This is just like when Dodger got brought back to life! Or when we found the Totem of Undying! Or when we found the Wither skulls in the Nether. Or when we found Nether wart in the Nether. Or when Dean got rid of his Zombie AIDS. Twice.
Jared: Will you stop pointing out the repetitiveness of the B-plots and hurry up?!?
(Submitted by Anonymous)
Dean: McJones and I are so attracted.
McJones: Like two south-polar magnets.
(Submitted by Anonymous)
Dodger: [dual wielding swords] Iām a goddamn baby-making, life-taking MACHINE! Why should I care how many people I have to kill? I can just make MORE in my TUMMY!
(Submitted by Anonymous)
McJones: [staring at the approaching horde of goblins] Fascinating. Lucah, I have just formulated a theory that encompasses both the Goblin Armyās likely method of engagement and the most suitable response on our part.
Lucah: THE GOBLINS ARE ATTACKINā!! RUN FER YER LIVES!!!
McJones: Ah, I see you have already grasped the core principles of my theory.
(Submitted by Anonymous)
Todd: Oh y'all wanted a twist eh? Come on season 6, letās get sick'niiiiiiiing! [death drops]
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Dean: I overslept.
McJones: Itās 4:30 in the afternoon.
(Submitted by eliteartist24)
PBG: Weirdā¦ Itās almost like they donāt even HAVE an obsessive homicidal grudge against their siblingā¦
McJones: Austin, some families are justā¦different.
(Submitted by Anonymous)