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Xuân: You lost a lot of blood and passed out. Do you remember anything? Sam: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital Xuân: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you Sam: But I heard a siren Xuân: That was Roberto Roberto: Sorry, I got nervous
Roberto, posing in a new outfit: How do I look?
Illyana, visibly uninterested: Fine
Roberto: "Fine"? Just "fine"!?"
Illyana: Oh I'm sorry
Illyana, completely deadpan: Yas mama. Work the house down boots, yas, god. Werk.
Roberto: Well, not that.
Illyana: You wanted enthusiasm
Illyana, singing: Here is my wall of inspirational women
Doug: Is that a picture of you?
Illyana: I’m big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself
Sam: Joshie was singin' the ABCs outta order and Roberto just shouted "Yes boy remix!"

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Professor X: Where do you wanna get a healthy snack kids?
Roberto: I want Chipotle
Professor X: I saID A HEALTHY SNACK ROBERTO
Roberto: Tall people, if we are walking please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can’t keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs, I don’t want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, You Titans!
Dani: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve, we don’t have all day
Sam: Life is one big yeehaw and then you die
Magneto: I haven’t seen the New Mutants for about fifteen minutes.
Magneto: *sips coffee*
Magneto: That probably means they’re getting in trouble.
“Listen up! I am happy to announce that after an exhaustive 22-minute search, I have found your new principal!”
— Charles Xavier introducing the New Mutants to Principal Magneto

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Roberto: Empath you gotta respect women!!!
Empath: If she breathes… she’s a thot
Roberto: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS EMPATH
I know I've never said anything here but submissions are and have been
Open
Xuân: I've spent a lot of time in France so I also speak French. And German and Greek. And Latin, just in case it ever comes back.
Roberto: Cool. I once got 12 out of 12 on a Buzzfeed quiz called "Do you know all the slang words the Kardashians invented?"
Xuân: Congratulations?
Roberto: Thank you.
Roberto: I'm going to be honest. I did cheat.
Warlock: Selfriend Illyana told self that instead of being sad, self should 'go get it, girl.' So self is going to go get it, girl.
Roberto: Get what?
Warlock: Unclear. Self will acquire everything, just to be safe.
New mutants, in the backseat: McDonald's! McDonald's! McDonald's!
Magneto: *drives towards the McDonald's*
New mutants: *cheering*
Magneto: One black coffee

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Piotr: So today's training will be- what is he doing here?
Roberto, about Sam: Sir that's my emotional support cowboy
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