One of those 'Incorrect Quotes' blogs but its mcyt

Wilbur: Tommy, can I take you to my therapist? 'Cause he thinks I'm making you up.

Techno: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

Tubbo: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

Ranboo: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

Techno: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Techno: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

Tommy (to wilbur): Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!

Schlatt: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.