this is 100% true

Listen! If drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me. Don’t try to take it up with sober me. I wasn’t there, I don’t know what happened.

Brian: Ok, tomorrow we have a day off. Same rules apply. Don't add to the population, don't subtract from the population. Don't end up in the hospital, newspaper, or jail. If you end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

Interviewer: What's the hardest thing for you to say?

Frank: So olive oil comes from olives right.

Pete: Why are Gerard and Frank sitting back to back?

Frank: Anybody could've broken that. Brian won't trace it back to us.

Mikey: Hey, what's the name of that guy we always run into at the supermarket?

Brian: I said you could invite one friend to the reception. One.

bedussey u home man

Is that you in the selfie that’s reblogged?? If so can I just say... holy shit you look amazing and I hope you know that. But if not, I really hope that they see this message and know it’s totally true xx

Frank: I'm going to strangle you

Ray: you don't get to make fun of what I eat. When was the last time you had a carrot?

Never mind, I read the master post lmao

Okay I just read some shit about Bob and I'm fucking PISSED I seriously want to fucking beat his ass to death gqnbgbqgwnhn please understand my pain.