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Paulie, jumping out of a cake: Happy birthday!

Sam: I was expecting a girl.

Paulie: Twenty years we've known each other, and now you don't wanna see me jump outta da cake? You insult me.

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Sam: Hnnghgh, Don Salieri, I'm trying to kill Sergio Morello but I'm dummy thick and my ass doesn't fit in the car

#source: memes #mod aj told me to #sam trapani #mafia #mafia definitive edition

Tommy: Where are you going?

Sarah: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.

#source: the golden girls #tommy angelo #sarah marino #mafia #mafia definitive edition

Paulie: Can I ask a stupid question?

Sam: Better than anyone I know.

#source: the golden girls #sam trapani #paulie lombardo #mafia #mafia definitive edition

Tommy, gesturing towards Sam: You think you can take him?

Paulie: Yeah.

Tommy:

Paulie:

Paulie: Oh, you mean fight.

#source: twitter #tommy angelo #paulie lombardo #mafia #mafia definitive edition

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Paulie, singing: On top of spaghetti all covered in cheese... I lost my poor meatball--

Sam: If you don't mind, we're on our way to a funeral.

#source: the simpsons #paulie lombardo #sam trapani #mafia #mafia definitive edition #death cw

(After the collection mission)

Salieri: How'd it go?

Tommy: It was good but someone shot Paulie.

Salieri: And where were you?

Tommy: I was in the car.

Salieri: And what did you do?

Tommy: Nothing. I was in the car.

Salieri: But you saw what happened?

Tommy: Yeah, ’cause I was in the car.

Salieri: So you saw what happened and you did nothing?

Tommy: Yeah, ’cause I was sitting in the car.

#source: john mulaney #ennio salieri #tommy angelo #mafia #mafia definitive edition

Sam: Buddy, you gotta stop letting your heart and your dick make decisions for you.

Paulie: I'm confused lol what else is there?

Tommy:

Sam:

Paulie: Oh right my brain, you're right. You is right.

Tommy: He really forgot his whole brain.

Sam: He was thinking with his dick.

#source: tumblr #again i think?#anyways aj made me do this #mafia #mafia definitive edition #sam trapani #tommy angelo #paulie lombardo

Tommy: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Sam: I'm a knife.

Paulie: He's the little spoon.

#source: tumblr #...i think #tommy angelo #sam trapani #paulie lombardo #mafia #mafia definitive edition

Paulie, on the phone: So, no head?

Paulie: (smashes the phone)

#source: vine #paulie lombardo #mafia #mafia definitive edition #im sorry i cant capture the energy of this vine -mod char

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Vito: My only talent is breathing.

Joe: You have asthma, moron.

#source: reddit #vito scaletta #joe barbaro #mafia 2 #mafia ii #just a headcanon but hey

Paulie: Sam, I screwed up. Big time.

Sam: Paulie, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

#source: brooklyn 99 #mafia #mafia definitive edition #paulie lombardo #sam trapani

Tommy: Sarah and I are having a baby.

Sam: And?

Tommy: I thought you'd be more surprised.

Sam: Oh, I'm sorry. AND?

#hi we're back kinda #mafia #mafia definitive edition #source: unknown #tommy angelo #sam trapani

Danny: Don't listen to the haters, bro, your pussy is epic.

#source: tumblr #danny burke #mafia iii #mafia 3

Vito: Back in my day, TikTok was a Ke$ha song.

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Giorgi: If I had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly I'd be broke cuz I'm perfect lol later haters

#source: twitter #giorgi marcano #mafia iii #mafia 3

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