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Emmett: Wow, it’s really muggy out today.

Rosalie: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving you.

Emmett: [sips coffee from bowl]

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[Jacob and Seth were on patrol, and Jacob lost Seth]

Jacob: Leah… I just want you to know, if we don’t find Seth, I’m gonna feel really bad.

Leah, stepping towards him threateningly: No Jacob, if we can’t find Seth, you won’t feel anything.

Jacob:

Jacob: Aw, thanks Leah.

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Rosalie: Is it gay to want to kiss a woman on the mouth?

Bella: No.

Edward: What are you talking about, yes it is?

Bella: Shut up Edward, don’t ruin this chance for me.

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Rosalie: Why are you sad?

Alice: How do you know I’m sad?

Rosalie: Well… you‘re dressed in sad colours and you were playing a sad song and you‘re wearing a badge that says „I‘m sad, ask me why“.

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Emmett: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Jake: god, I hate rich white people

Paul: I don’t, please donate to my paypal

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The wolves need donations!?!?

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The wolves don’t but the very real Quileute people do!

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bella's cactus is actually foreshadowing that she was about to meet the biggest prick on earth

Bella: Like any other twelve year old, all I wanted to do was sit in my room alone reading books.

Leah: Every story about your childhood makes me so sad.

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Bella: Kiss me.

Rosalie: I‘m not into that.

Emmett, from across the house: Yes she is.

Rosalie: Shut up.

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Jacob: And here you can see the endangered Bella Swan in her natural habitat.

Bella: *falls down the stairs, spilling cereal everywhere*

Jacob: Natural selection is coming for this specimen.

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Alice: Are you busy?

Carlisle: Yes.

Alice: Cool, listen to this-

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Rosalie: I haven’t spoken to Edward in over ten years. What he did was unforgivable.

Jasper: You don’t remember what he did, do you?

Rosalie: He knows what he did.

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Bella, sitting alone in her room: *sneezes*

Edward, sitting in a tree outside her window: Bless you.

Bella: Fucking God?!

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Cop, at the Cullen‘s door: We‘re going to need to speak to a parent or legal guardian.

Alice: MUM!

Esme: I am in the BATHTUB!

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Bella, drunk: Rosalie has no idea I’m in love with her.

Rosalie: You‘re in love with me?

Bella: Oh, sorry.

Bella, to Jacob: Rosalie has no idea I’m in love with her.

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Alice, about Bella: Ask anyone, we‘re close.

Edward: My sister and my girlfriend sometimes have sleepovers. In my bed. With me in it.

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Aro: Hey, do you want some of this blood?

Carlisle: No, I’m going organic now.

Aro: Really?

Carlisle, drinking out of a deer: Yeah.

Aro: Wait, where did you even get that?

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