Ace Attorney Incorrect Quotes

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Mia: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

Larry: Nicky, how many children do you HAVE? Phoenix: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

Edgeworth: When did you become a hero? Phoenix: Um… the moment I saved you from getting killed. Edgeworth: You’re the last person on earth I wanted to rescue me. Phoenix: Well… sucks to be you, don’t it.

The demon Gumshoe summoned, standing amidst the destroyed kitchen: How? How were you able to summon me?! Gumshoe, flipping through a cookbook as fast as he can: I don’t know, pal! You were supposed to be chicken soup!

Luke: I have locked DeMasque in a cage designed by his own art. Oh, he has been well and truly hoist by his own petard. Phoenix: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that. Luke: I’m blackmailing him. Phoenix: Oh.

Juniper: Did you study for the marine biology test? Hugh: Of course I did! Listen: fish are remarkably well adapted to water. What’s more, they can swim. Juniper: Robin: We are so fucked.

Clay: Yeah, I find it quite emotional. In like a cool way. Apollo: Did you just say it makes you cry in a cool way?

Mia: Nice rock. Feenie: Thanks! Miles gave it to me. Bratworth: I THREW IT AT YOU! Feenie: Isn't he the sweetest?

De Killer: holds a gun out to Maya Maya: I-I don't believe in guns. De Killer: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

Edgeworth: Wright! This soup is flaccid! Phoenix: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

Franziska: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Apollo: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation. Athena: So you're just gonna wait until Prosecutor Gavin is in danger and save him? Apollo: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts him in danger and then save him. Athena: Athena: You're insane.

Larry: That shirt looks great, Edgey! Edgeworth: Thank you. Larry: But I bet it would look even better on Nick's floor. Phoenix: Are you- are you hitting on Miles… for me?