Incorrect Professor Layton quotes

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-- mod layton

Flora: No, I said “Luke, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said “Don’t tell me what to do, Flora.” And then you licked the swing set.

Layton: Well, first, I would be like “Dad? You’re alive?? What the hell??”

Layton: Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Descole:  Surprise bitch, I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.

Emmy: I believe you’re a big dork.

Layton: That’s why her hair is so big-- it’s full of secrets.

Flora: Aw, come on. You’re not gonna make it to 50.

Anton: I can’t wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.

Layton: That’s exactly how you lose...