Incorrect Knight Rider Quotes

Michael Knight: Uh, Bons, I think I got your lunch.

Michael: *holds up note that says “I am very proud of you. Love, Devon”*

Bonnie Barstow: Oh, yeah I didn’t think this was for me.

Michael Knight: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff

Bonnie Barstow: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

KITT: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Rc3: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Please forgive me for this.

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Drive thu guy: What do you wanna eat?

Karr:(from inside) THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT

Bonnie:(in the driver’s seat) A bagel.

Karr: NO!

Bonnie: Two bagel.

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Micheal:(mouthing to the song) So you can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s man-

*runs into doorframe*

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Bonnie: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Kitt?

Kitt: No.

Micheal: I do!

Bonnie: We know, Micheal.

Micheal: I’m sad!

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Bonnie: I’m lesbian.

Micheal: I thought you were American?

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Kitt: Hey guys, today my brother pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down

*camera pans over to Karr*

Kitt: The benefits of killing him would be that I get pushed way less

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Micheal: Can I get a waffle?

Wilton and Garth Knight: *fighting*

Micheal, who just got adopted into this fucking mess of a family: Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

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Devon: How do British people shower, you ask? Same as you, idiot! First we get nice and wet, then we get the teabags-

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Kitt: I actually have a chip reader now.

Micheal: Oh yeah? *holds up corn chip*

Kitt: Oh it’s not going to work with that kind of chip-

*transaction completed*

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That one fucking smart people institute in Chariot of Gold: Oh, sorry, we fell asleep while we were waiting on you to make us a sandwich! ;)

Bonnie: GO BACK TO SLEEP. AND STARVE.

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Devon: So basically, what I was thinking was-

*Garth punches him*

Devon: Aw fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this.

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*Goliath appears*

Kitt: *shrieks* GET YOUR FUCKIGN TRUCK BITCH-

Garth: It don’t bite

Kitt: YES IT DO

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Karr: So you know Kitt, right-

Kitt: *runs 3 red light, drives across the lawn, crashes in through the wall*