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Sen: I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

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Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

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WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

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What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

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WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

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WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

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Hey OP are you okay

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no

#doc #witches

Someone: Aw, look at you getting all romantic with these candles

Doc: First of all, I'm about to sacrifice you

#witches #doc

Doc: I’ve learned some very important lessons from this.

Mi: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Doc: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

#witches #doc #mi

Tacis: Guys, it's time!

Sen: *raising a knife excitedly* It is?

Tacis: *lowering the knife down* No, Sen. We talked about this.

#witches #sen #tacis

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Anne: we’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what doc will and will not eat

Snorkle: grass? yes!

Anne: moss? yes!!

Snorkle: leaves? Ohh, yes!

Anne: bootlaces? Strange but true!

Snorkle: worms? Sometimes!

Anne: Rocks? Nah

Snorkle: twigs? usually!

Anne: snorkle's cooking? Inconclusive!

Tax: how did you… test this

Anne: you just hand him stuff and say ‘this is for you’ and if he eats it, he eats it

Tax: …….I don’t know how to feel about this

Mi: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE BOOTLACES WENT

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Snorkle: well what did you need so many spare bootlaces for anyway

Mi: in case… the ones in my boots…. break!!!

Snorkle: !!!!!ohhh!!!

Anne: aha!

Tax: did you not know that?

Snorkle: pff you expect me to know how boots work? *walks away*

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Doc: when I ate them, I did not know they were your bootlaces. I thought they were leathery and inferior worms.

Mi: so you didn’t even enjoy them

Mi: why did you eat them ALL if you didn’t enjoy them

Doc: Anne and Snorkle seemed to like it when I ate the gifts they gave me so usually I ate them

Anne: *slamming her fist down upon the table* you’ve COMPROMISED our test results!!

#witches #mi #doc #anne #snorkle #tax

Dovienja: Several stabs is not an accident.

#dovienja #pirates

Copycat: What happened to your eye?

Spite: Doesn't matter, also did you know that Comet is pretty strong?

#supers #spite #copycat #comet

Doc: I’ve got to set a good example.

Alouette: I’m sure you intend to, Doctor, but you look like a horrible warning.

#witches #doc #alouette

Doc: the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go

Doc: “but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks

#doc #witches

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Adrien: What the fuck, people actually tell their crushes that they like them?

Stranger: What do you do then?

Adrien: I die? What kind of question-

#witches #adrien

Jonesy: it's just i have a bet with myself i need to kill you guys at least 20 different ways with this candlestick

#jonesy #recipe for murder

Canada: You're relentless!

Jonesy: I take that as a compliment.

Canada: You're taking it wrong!

#Canada #jonesy #recipe for murder

Ghostie: Guys!! Lauren, Frisk!! Anybody! Help me! I'm dead!!

Frisk: Oh, lucky you.

#ghostie #recipe for murder #frisk

Frisk: I don't think I'm injured but I feel like I'm dying right now for some reason.

Canada: Oh yeah, that's because we haven't eaten anything in a week.

#frisk #canada #recipe for murder

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Lauren: WE HAD LIFE PLANS, JONESY!

Jonesy: It's not like you were actually gonna complete them or anything, jeez, I'm just doing you a favor and saving you the disappointment later.

#Lauren #jonesy #recipe for murder

Jonesy: My inability to care about anything anymore kicked in the moment I realized I was a conscious human being on a physical plane, dude, get fucked.

#jonesy #recipe for murder

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