joanie

richard: not really, i've already lived longer than expected.

richard: yeah, or hydrochronic, but that’s for a whole different reason.

richard: not you mako. you're an angel and we're all thrilled your here.

mako, thinking about the night before when a slightly drunk adam was standing on the table and screaming that worms are just tiny, harmless snakes: good, because i'm not sure if anyone else does.

barrett: ...yes. i slept with freddie.

rose: because i hate him!

evie: alfie was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and i heard him say "why has god forsaken me"

atria: *wags finger like an instagram makeup artist*

richard: she likes to feel tall

johnson, into the tannoy system: goodbye abha, you little shit.

abha

kath: no. i said: "arthur, don't lick the swing set" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and then you licked the swing set.

eva: that's because it's your fucking name

vanessa, the dunegonmaster: you have a spring wedding. steve is ant's best man. i'm peter's maid of honour.

sully: *softly* yes please

richard: i'm having a cola