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Steve Yzerman: It's Britney, bitch.

#steve yzerman #detroit red wings #source: the office #source: britney spears

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Travis Konecny: I didn't think March 31st existed.

Claude Giroux: Today is March 31st.

#Travis konecny #claude giroux #philadelphia flyers #source: parks and rec

Drew Doughty: I see you got an audience for this little stunt.

Matthew Tkachuk: Yes, well, who wouldn’t want to see a man fight a crocodile.

#drew doughty #Matthew tkachuk #Los Angeles kings #calgary flames #source: brooklyn 99

Jakub Vrana Gets A Tattoo

Jakub Vrana: Crap on a crayfish. That really stings.

Braden Holtby: They haven't pricked you, yet.

Jakub Vrana: Oh, sorry. I was just picturing it.

Jakub Vrana: You're a monster!

Braden Holtby: Still haven't done it, yet.

Jakub Vrana: I'm glad that's over.

Braden Holtby: Oh, it's not.

Jakub Vrana: F#%$ you, Holtby!

#Jakub Vrana #Braden Holtby #Washington Capitals #source: parks and rec

Dougie Hamilton: *Wears #19 on Whalers night*

Jack Edwards: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Jack Edwards: Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't.

#dougie hamilton #jack edwards #Carolina Hurricanes #Boston Bruins

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Brad Marchand: Oh, I'm Brad, and this is my hetero-lifemate Patrice.

#brad marchand #patrice bergeron #boston bruins #source: dogma

John Tavares: Long Island, you know I appreciate you, but you have to admit we're not exactly cut from the same cloth.

Islanders Fans: Apparently not. I am, of course, exotic silk, where you, sir, are snake skin.

#john tavares #toronto maple leafs #new york islanders #source: brooklyn 99

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Jack Johnson: Not to brag, but Erik Gudbranson and I have a combined total of 20 points. Would have 26 but we only got 20.

Sidney Crosby: That's not enough points.

Jack Johnson: Well, no one asked you. It's a self-evaluation.

#Jack Johnson #erik gudbranson #source: brooklyn 99 #sidney crosby

Mario Lemieux: Last year we lost my dear friend Jaromir Jagr.

Jaromir Jagr: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!

Mario Lemieux: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.

#Mario lemieux #jaromir jagr #source: brother bear

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Sid: GUYS! Help me with my hot Russian husband! Geno: Who said you could leave bedroom? Sid: Guys, don't tell him I'm here!

What is this from?

Phil Kessel: What portion of this trip to Banff will take place outside?

Mike Sullivan: All of it.

Phil Kessel: Pass.

Mike Kessel: Can't pass. It's a mandatory work retreat.

#pittsburgh penguins #phil kessel #mike sullivan #source: parks and rec

Sidney Crosby: : I ate a brownie once at a party in juniors. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie

#sidney crosby #source: parks and rec

Nick Foligno: Coach Tortorella seems to think that he saw you down at Pittsburgh today. Was that you?

Jack Johnson: No. No. Maybe it was the other Jack Johnson. You know, the singer-songwriter.

Nick Foligno: Yeah, that makes sense

#Jack Johnson #source: arrested development

Jim Rutherford: I will go to St. Louis and get you Ryan Reaves. I will let you fall in love with Ryan Reaves. And then, on some dark, cold night I will steal away into your home, trade him to Vegas, and punch you in the face

#Jim Rutherford #Ryan Reaves #Source: Glee

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Gary Bettman: Hey Jim, you're not going to go over the salary cap, are you?

Jim Rutherford: Not to worry, I have a permit.

Gary Bettman: This just says, "I can do what I want."

#relevant

Marc-Andre Fleury: I wish we could all get along like we used to... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

Kris Letang: He doesn't even go here!

#marc-andre fleury #kris letang #source: mean girls

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