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Shiraishi: *searching frantically through his pockets* Shit, I've lost my keys. Can I borrow yours?

Koito: Can I ask a dumb question?

Sugimoto: I have no parental figure telling me not to wrestle bears.

Tanigaki: Why is everyone making such a big deal out of top or bottom? To be honest, I'd be really excited just having a bunk bed.

Shiraishi: Would you consider us adorable?

Tsurumi: *breathes*

Shiraishi: Ah!! A spider!!

Koito: You know, there's something weird going on with your face.

Asirpa: You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to resolve this.

Shiraishi: is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing

Sugimoto: the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? okay. easy. just don't die. that's it. refuse to die. there you go.

Shiraishi: You saved me, Asirpa. I owe you my life.

Tanigaki: You want me to flex and make all the buttons pop off of my shirt?

Kiroranke: When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.