Incorrect Girl Group Quotes

Hyungseo: I will put my “A” down to make “A”

Chaewon: I will add to your “A” to make “AT”

Mihee: I will add to your “AT” to make “RAT”

Yooyeon: I will add to your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATOGRAPHIC”

Dayeon: So what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?

Binnie: you know, I’m not really a jewelry person

Arin: Oh, you don’t have to wear it

Sangah: Yet you’re still talking

Chowon: …but I agree with Sangah

Wendy: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll

Seulgi: Looks like she could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll

Irene: Looks like she could kill you, could actually kill you

Yeonhee: Excuse me? I was the one who packed all of her lunches, saw her off to school, tucked her in for bed, helped her with her lessons, scolded her for misbehaving-

Yiren: Heck

Mia: You’re on thin fucking ice

Yiren: ...

Mia: ...

Euijin: [holds up Queen of Hearts] was this your card?

[hundreds of photos of Seeun spill out of jacket]

Yoon: What a fuckign asshole I- these aren’t mine I was just-

[gathering them up frantically sweating]

Yoon: Listen I just listen fuck-

[thousands of photos of Seeun scatter across the floor]

Karina: WHO TOOK ALL MY RED LIPSTICKS?!!

Karina: DO YOU WANNA FUCKING GO

Winter: I did

Yeji: [standing up] Well, a thunderstorm didn’t break the window. ChaeRYEONG DID!

Chaeryeong: YEJI HASN’T WORKED ON ANY NEW SONGS IN THREE MONTHS

Yeji: CHAERYEONG AND YUNA ARE DATING

Chaeryeong: YEJI AND LIA GOT MARRIED IN VEGAS

Ryujin: I’M IN LOVE WITH HEEJIN

Lia: I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle

JooE: In between “It’s an avocado, thanks.” and “How did you defeat Captain America?” but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need no degree to be a clothing hanger.” How about you?

Daisy: Probably “Road work ahead”.

Chaekyung: We are not doing that

Jinsol: Mistlefoe

Yerin: Did you ask Sowon unnie?

SinB: She said no

Yerin: Then why are you asking me?

SinB: Because she’s not the boss of you

Yeonjung: I personally was created in a lab

Soobin: Just straight up spawned

Luda: I clipped through my mother, if you will

Dawon: I was summoned

Eunseo: I was sadly born at the young age of seven, my mother being out of town at the time

Cheng Xiao: My existence is a figment of your imagination

Mei Qi: I was found in a cabbage field

Bona: I lost my memories when I came to this dimension

Exy: I gained this form after winning a bet

Yeoreum: I’m just a rock that grew legs

Xuan Yi: I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago

Hana: Roses are red, violets are blue, you should know my bed has room for two

Soyee: Oh my god, no

Nayoung: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car

Soyee: Stop it

Sally: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily, I can make you scream