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[Phone rings]

Rebecca : *Picks up phone* Fuckland, cute one speaking.

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I watched Victoria drop a remote on her foot and the only thing she said was ‘I am so sick of being alive’.

Nikoletta

#victoria #nikoletta

Ewa : Physically, yes, I could fight Tesla. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Victoria : So you remember the plan if I ever get shot right?

Ewa : Of course.

Victoria : Tell me.

Ewa : In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing Bohemian Rhapsody no matter the circumstances.

Victoria : Good.

Rebecca : Yeah, I looked both ways before crossing the street, I looked both ‘beautiful’ and ‘radiant’. Too bad I got hit by that car.

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Offi : Bees don’t even have knees so if someone says you’re the bees knees it means you’re nothing and not real.

Nikoletta : In fact, they do.. Bees have segmented legs consisting of parts called a coax, a trochanter, a femur, a tibia and a tarsus. The joins between which are considered 'knees'.

Offi : You geek ass bitch go do a sudoku puzzle.

#offi #nikoletta

Rebecca : Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except for me of course because I’m sexy and important but like, all of you guys.

Victoria: Why do people think I'm incapable of being nice?

Nikoletta: Experience.

#victoria #nikoletta

Aaliya: Remember what I told you about calling my wife the Devil?

Rebecca: That it'd be insulting the Devil.

#aaliya #rebecca

Rebecca: Cool I'll bring a joint.

Ewa: I'll bring the drinks.

Ria: I'll bring my sparkling personality.

Nikoletta: I'll bring my pretending I want to go.

#ria #ewa #rebecca #nikoletta

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Nikoletta: Small talk is for losers, rate your current level of existential dread from 1-10.

Ewa: Oh my god. That pierogi was so good, I feel like I just cheated on you.

Nikoletta: Yeah, I heard the moaning.

#ewa #nikoletta #ewa x nikoletta

Ewa: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Offi: That was deep.

Rebecca : Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

Offi: That was deeper.

Nikoletta : Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie, you nasty.

#nikoletta #ewa #offi #rebecca

Kendra: You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to this.

Victoria: I agree. Except replace the word ‘non’ with ‘extremely’, and after the word ‘violent’, include the phrase, ‘blood explosion extraordinaire’.

#victoria #kendra #kendra isnt technically a part of the fuckland war but #oh well

Victoria: Are you implying that I occasionally stray from the rulebook?

Nikoletta: I'm implying that you do not possess a rulebook. And if you do, you certainly have never opened it.

#nikoletta #victoria

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Talya: Are you a cuddler?

John: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION.

John: Yeah, I’m a cuddler.

#talya #john #talya x john

Ewa: What you guys doing?

Ewa: *puts on sunglasses*

Ewa: *they fall off*

Ewa: *trips and falls over them*

Ewa: *cries for a very long time but not just about this*

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