Incorrect Firefly Quotes

Jayne - I'm just saying what I feel and people do not like what they're hearing. I am a strong cup of coffee.

Mal - Jayne, I need your help on an adventure. Eh, ‘need’ is a strong word. We need door stops, but a brick would work too.

Jayne - Note to self: be rich one day.

Wash - Fun size candy bars aren't fun after you've had 37 of them.

River - Balloons are like our souls. They want to go up, but can't, and when you pop them, they scream.

Inara: I wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs.

Mal - I wasn't listening but I strongly disagree with Simon.

Wash, looking at the navigation screen - We are 40 light years outside of the Buttermilk Nebula. Although, it is possible… yeah, it's a sticker.

Simon - If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

Kaylee - (to Simon) I’ll be here with my kissing hole.