James: I wasn't THAT drunk.
Clay: You were flirting with Niki.
James: So? He's my husband.
Clay: You asked if he was single and then you cried when he said no.
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James: I wasn't THAT drunk.
Clay: You were flirting with Niki.
James: So? He's my husband.
Clay: You asked if he was single and then you cried when he said no.

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Sebastian: We sure had quite a year.
Maurizio: What're you talking about? It's June.
Alain, who is severely drunk: Ayrton was like the third rail in our marriage. Dangerous. Fully charged. Could kill us. But necessary to keep us going... is it possible that the one true love of my life was a man?
Niki, also drunk: Were you excited by the idea of his dick?
Alain: ...no?
Niki: Then no.
Ericsson: Are you gonna be nervous?
Leclerc: Am I gonna be ner- I've been nervous for twenty years!
Valtteri: Sebastian, are you avoiding us?
Sebastian: Well, whenever I sit with you two, Lewis always takes a jab at me.
Lewis: Name one!
Sebastian: Last week you said my bedroom was easier to get into than a community college.
Lewis: Oh, I was hoping that was the one you were going to bring up.

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Fernando: Hey Stoff, how's life in the fast lane?
Stoffel: Don't know, can't find the on-ramp.
Britta: What are you up to, Sebastian?
Sebastian: My ideal weight, if I were eleven feet tall.
Sergio: How's life, Esteban?
Esteban: It's a dog-eat-dog world. And I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.
Nico: You disgust me. I hate you.
Lewis: Are you as turned on as I am?
Nico: More.
Lewis: Bet me.
Nico, on the phone for Lewis: Yes, yes, I'll take a message... You're welcome.
*Nico hangs up the telephone*
Lewis: Well?
Nico: "You're a magnificent pagan beast."
Lewis: Thanks, what's the message?

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During the 2017 Season...
Daniel: How's life treating you Max?
Max: Like he caught me in bed with his wife.
Valtteri: Are you decent?
Lewis: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking
Mark, walking downstairs: Is something burning?
Fernando, leaning seductively against a counter: Just my desire for you.
Mark: Nano, the toaster's on fire.
Kimi: That was my sarcastic voice.
Sebastian: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.
Kimi: I’ve been told that.
Sebastian: I made a marshmallow Maurizio. His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other team members for annoying him. Do you like it?
Maurizio, choking up: It’s fine.

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Lewis: I care deeply for nature.
Valtteri: You are wearing ostrich-skin sneakers.
Lewis: Well, I don't care about ostriches.
Lewis: When we're on the race track, I can't be your boyfriend.
Nico: Okay, fine. So, when we're on the race track, I can have sex with someone else?