*sends wife across atlantic in shipping crate*

Thomas More: Hey. This is not the time to blame Cromwell.

Bishop Fisher: Octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because the gods blessed them with the ability. However, they don't even hug one person, because they have made a covenant with the devils.

Thomas More: This could work.

Anne Boleyn: You are the most jealous man I know.

Norfolk: I want Suffolk to envy my status as First Peer of the Realm, but he’s got those muscles! 

Henry VIII: How are we going to get rid of Anne? Brandon, would you like to get your useless ideas out of the way first?

I like Jane. Is it wrong to keep seeing her? Depends who you ask. I mean, if you ask my wife, or take a random poll...yeah, it's wrong.

Henry VIII: There’s a red-light district. I wonder why Anne was hanging around down there.

Sir Thomas More: Do you think this a game?

More: If there’s going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Mary Tudor: Henry gets Anne flowers every day. I wish you’d do that too.

Duke of Norfolk: I didn’t come here to be insulted.

Stephen Gardiner: I’m sorry for breaking your glasses.

Cromwell: I’ll admit, I’ve done a lot of things in my life I’m not proud of.

Audley: Thomas, what is the dead body doing on the floor?

Burgess for Maldon: You knew my father?

Norfolk:  One day, I hope I'm the guy who walks into a room and all eyes are on him.