jisung's loser

renjun: jisung, i'm going to give you one more chance to shut the hell up.

renjun: i'm not taking advice from you. you pronounce the 'g' in lasagna.

jaemin: caffiene is running through my veins so no

mark: no

jeno: not morally but we all have clothes on if that's what you mean

jisung: i don't know how to respond to that...

jaemin: life is amazing.

jisung: hey, we can still learn from it.

jaemin: i tried! I even made a pros and cons list: renjun, good shoulder to cry on- jeno, good shoulders.

jaemin: we're-- STOP SCREAMING, IT'S JUST ME-- we're out of ramen.

renjun: right, that's what you- right okay god jesusfucking christ

jaemin: again?

jaemin: still.

jeno: jaemin, the toaster's on fire

renjun: the number of chances of me not trying to strangle you is about to go down to quiero uno if you don't answer properly you little fuck.