incorrect dirk gently's holistic detective agency quotes

Farah [to Dirk and Todd]: I have total faith in you.

Dirk: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic… I just described a dog, didn’t I?

Todd: How're we doing?

Todd: Our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd.

Dirk: I don't like our chances.

Farah: You handled yourself admirably.

Dirk: In Scooby Doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves.

Todd: What do you think Farah will do for a distraction?

Todd: Why is there a dead person in here?

Dirk: Hammerhead is not my new best friend, Todd. Don’t be ridiculous.

Dirk: Todd, what's a metaphor?

Todd: Has anyone seen Dirk?

No, I never work out. Constant stress and panic and lack of sleep and various food intolerances keep me quite thin.

Todd: Where's Dirk?

Farah: How could you possibly get into this much trouble in one day?

Todd: How did you find us?

Todd: Sometimes I wish we had normal people problems.