Incorrect Dicesuki Quotes

Fritz: Okay, so you're driving when Rod and Emelaigne walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

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Lucette: I’m sad.

Karma: Oh, babe! You had a crush on me! That's embarrassing.

I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.

Lucette: Let's slow dance!

Rumpel: Am I cool or what?

I don’t understand. And I am not used to not understanding.

Lucette: Is it poisoned, Rod?

Lucette: You remind me of the ocean.

Rumpel: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Rumpel: Started talking to yourself, Karma?

Rumpel: Oh Lucette, do you have to look at everything in such a negative light?

Just because you’re trash, doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

Rumpel: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing!

Deon: [Plays the piano]