incorrect classic tv shows

Jeannie: Why do you go to work? Tony: They pay me a salary. Jeannie: I do not even like celery...

Maxwell Smart: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something. Larabee: You left me in a Walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago. Max: I did that on purpose, try again.

Malcom Merriweather, to Opie: Why, compared to you I may seem like a barmy ol’ git now, but when I wasn’t so long in the tooth, I had some grand larks and engaged in a fair amount of derring-do. Barney: Translate? Andy: When he was younger, he did a bunch of stuff.

Max, to 99: You're a smart, savvy woman who could easily consider world domination for a next career move.

Maxwell Smart: As a child, I thought it'd be important to establish secret code phrases with everyone I knew, in the event that I had to quickly distinguish them from their evil identical twin. Like if they're standing side by side both going "no I'M the real one!" and I have to decide which one to shoot. I'd just be like "oh yeah? what's the password!" and the impostor would go "ummm uhhhh" and my real friend would go "frog ball nine thousand" and I'd fucking blast the other guy away. Needless to say this has saved me countless times.