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Grim: On no, I'm so sorry
Maul: Don't worry, it wasn't mine
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Grim: Where's my dad?
Maul: The funeral

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Maul: I just ended a five year relationship
Grim: On no, I'm so sorry
Maul: Don't worry, it wasn't mine
Grim:
Grim: Where's my dad?
Maul: The funeral

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Grim: Do you love me?
Ahsoka: Weβre literally married.
Grim: Yeah, but as friends orβ
Grim: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was βwoahβ¦ itβs canonβ and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Obi-Wan made me get tested.
Grim: Bad newsβSkywalker locked himself outside of his own house.
Grim: Good newsβwe didnβt have to wait around for a locksmith.
Grim: Bad newsβObi-Wan finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.
Grim: Good newsβa cute girl saw me do it.
Grim: Bad newsβit was Ahsoka, and since she's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, sheβll never think Iβm cool no matter what I do. Itβs too late. She knows.
Grim: Ha! What are you gonna do? Stab me?
*Five minutes later*
Grim, calling Obi-Wan: HELP, I'VE BEEN STABBED.

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Grim: May the fourth be with you!
Obi-Wan: Don't you mean may the Force be with you?
Grim: I do not
Grim: At this point I just assumed that the universe itself hates me and to be fair I agree with it on that.
[Chapter 38 of TCWGANV]
Obi-Wan: Okay... we're going to need a carefully thought out plan
Grim, running off: I'M GOING TO KILL SKYWALKER!!
Obi-Wan: That's not a plan! Wait-
Grim: All in all a 100% successful mission!
Obi-Wan: We lost Anakin.
Grim: All in all a 100% successful mission!
Grim: It wasn't me.
Ahsoka: Or me.
Anakin: Not me. I tried to stop them.
Obi-Wan: I literally saw all of you do it and you were all giggling.

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Luke: Okay, so what now?
Grim: I don't know.
Luke: You don't know? This was your plan!
Grim: Yeah, but I didn't expect this much of it to work out.
Grim: I have a Padawan now
Ahsoka: Congratul-
Grim: My Padawan is Luke Skywalker
Ahsoka: Luke what?
Anakin: *running towards Grim with open arms*
Grim: *moves out of the way*
Anakin: Hey, why'd you move?!
Grim: I thought you were going to attack me.
Anakin: I was going to hug you!
Grim: Why would you hug me?
Anakin: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
Grim: Don't talk to me or my son ever again!
Vader: Luke, is my son-
Grim: Don't talk to me or your son ever again!
Obi-Wan: Are you alright? You look like you didn't sleep at all last night.
Grim: I got a solid 8 minutes.
Obi-Wan:
Grim: Not consecutively but it's fine. You're not even that blurry.

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[Playing the Floor is Lava]
Obi-Wan: *Helps Ahsoka onto a table*
Grim: *Pushes Anakin on the ground* IT'S OVER ANAKIN I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!
Anakin, to Obi-Wan: Uh...Master I just saw your Padawan crying in the Archives for about 5 or 6 minutes and then her alarm went off and she just ...stopped crying and went back to studying???
Grim, appearing behind him suddenly: It's called time management