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Otoya: I am not out of control, I’m a law abiding citizen!

Shiena: Really? Name one law.

Otoya:...Don’t kill people?

Shiena: That’s on me. I set the bar too low.

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Haru: How’s that girl you’re dating?

Haruki: [About Isuke] Oh, she’s insane.

Haru: What’s her name?

Haruki: She won’t tell me.

#akumanoriddle #sagae haruki #inukai isuke #ichinose haru #akumanoriddleincorrectquotes #source: portlandia

Mizorogi-sensei: Okay class, for today’s lesson we’re going to talk about self defense. For this exercise I’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Haruki: Sure.

Isuke: Whatever.

Mizorogi-sensei: If you want to live, give me all your money!

Haruki: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Tokaku: Bold of you to assume I want to live.

Haru: ...

Haru: *pulling out three dollars* I know it’s not much, but I hope it helps.

#akumanoriddleincorrectquotes #ataru mizorogi #sagae haruki #ichinose haru #inukai isuke #akuma no riddle #original post by tumblr user mugges

Haruki: They don’t know about my Knife stick.

Haruki: It’s a knife taped to a stick. The ultimate weapon.

Isuke: A spear?

Haruki: Blocked.

#akuma no riddle #inukai isuke #sagae haruki #incorrectakumanoriddlequotes #source: tumblr

Haru: Tokaku-san, you’re like an angel with no wings!

Tokaku: So like a person.

#akuma no riddle #ichinose haru #azuma tokaku #incorrectakumanoriddlequotes #source: parks and rec #oh my god I misspelled this at first and I didn't notice

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Hi guys!!! I’m actually not dead!!! I’m going to try posting here again!

#I'm going to try hard to post consistently #also if anyone would like to talk to me about akuma no riddle or anime pls do!!!#the quarantine is killing me

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Haruki: *handing Tokaku her phone* It’s your girlfriend.

Tokaku: For the last time, Ichinose is not my girlfriend!

Tokaku: *into the phone* Hey, babe.

#akuma no riddle #incorrectakumanoriddlequotes #azuma tokaku #sagae haruki #ichinose haru #submission: rickyotaku

Haruki: This is my ex-girlfriend.

Isuke: I told you to stop calling me that.

Isuke: We’re married. I’m her wife.

#akuma no riddle #incorrectakumanoriddlequotes #inukai isuke #sagae haruki #submission: rickyotaku

Haru: It doesn’t matter what you look like on the outside-

Nio: Whew, good!

Haru: -it’s who you are on the inside!

Nio: Ah, fuck.

#akuma no riddle #incorrectakumanoriddlequotes #ichinose haru #kuzunoha nio #submission: rickyotaku

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Haru: How are you?

Tokaku: I’ve been experiencing a headache that just comes and goes…

Tokaku: [sees Nio walk by]

Tokaku: It’s back again.

#akuma no riddle #incorrectakumanoriddlequotes #ichinose haru #azuma tokaku #submission: rickyotaku

Haru (to Tokaku) : I wasn’t hurt that badly!

Haru: The doctor said all my bleeding was internal.

Haru: That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.

#akuma no riddle #incorrectakumanoriddlequotes #ichinose haru #azuma tokaku #source: brooklyn nine nine

Isuke: We need to kill him. But make it look like an accident.

Nio: I’m on it.

Suzu, later: It looks like the killer beat this man over the head twenty times and then placed a banana peel by his feet.

#akuma no riddle #incorrectakumanoriddlequotes #inukai isuke #hashiri nio #shuto suzu #submission: rickyotaku

Haruki: I love Isuke… so much. She’s such an important part of my life. I wouldn’t be the same without her. How can I convey that without embarrassing myself?

Haruki: ...

Haruki: [sends Isuke a meme out of nowhere at 3am]

Haruki: Perfect.

#akuma no riddle #incorrectquotesakumanoriddle #sagae haruki #inukai isuke #submission: meowmeowdie

Haruki: Thanks again for inviting me over to eat.

Isuke: That was NOT eating. I've seen eating. What you did there was pure chaos!

#akuma no riddle #incorrectakumanoriddlequotes #sagae haruki #isuke inukai #submission from rickyotaku

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Haru: Tokaku-san, keep an eye on Nio today. She’s gonna say something to the wrong person and get herself punched.

Tokaku: Sure, I’d love to see Hashiri get punched.

Haru: Try again.

Tokaku: I will stop Hashiri from getting punched.

Haru: Correct.

#akuma no riddle #incorrectakumanoriddlequotes #azuma tokaku #ichinose haru #hashiri nio #submitted by [email protected]

Tokaku: I didn’t understand why everyone cared about their dumb girlfriend so much until I got a dumb girlfriend myself.

Tokaku: I’ve only had Ichinose for a day and a half, but if anything were to happen to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

#akuma no riddle #incorrectakumanoriddlequotes #azuma tokaku #ichinose haru #source: brooklyn 99 #I cannot believe it has taken me this long to make this one #it fits so well

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