Shit Heard in Strangereal

*arriving at the 444 base*

Trigger: Obviously, a railgun is a terrible idea. Definitely wouldn't bring one.

McKinsey: Your insolence goes too far.

Long Caster: Belka is like... the equivalent of when the cheese falls off your pizza.

Trigger: I made a marshmallow Bandog. See? His arms are crossed because he's mad at all the marshmallow pilots for annoying him.

Briefer: I've prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.

Count: Have any of you guys ever stopped to wonder why we're still alive?

McKinsey: What do you call breaking the rules?

Trigger: What would you say if I got half my wing shot off?

Mihaly, to Sol Squadron: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.

Wiseman, meeting Spare Squadron: I'm sorry... who's in charge here?

Count: See, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh.

Trigger: We can't lose. Because we have this.

Count: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me while I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Bandog: Well, not everything's a competition!