only incorrect opinions here

Obviously

No idea

sou's really nervous about booking a pedicure at the walmart

he's so scared at the thought of another person touching his foot

he's getting weird foot pains from his shitty shoes as an adult

so he figures a professional will tell him, wow, your feet suck

he's too scared to book it though, so pretends to book for his dad

then lies at the front counter and says his dad can't make it

and that oh, i guess i'll have to take the appointment instead, sorry

then his dad appears behind him, like, oh it's me, your dad, shin!

but it is just keiji, who puts his arm around sou jokingly

keiji steals his appointment, and sou still hasn't gotten it looked at

kanna makes an appointment with a doctor for him later

my favourite, i love him!

i will crush him like an ant, a soda can, squeeze, devour

this guy sucks <--you are keiji

this is the funniest guy i've ever seen

congrats little buddy, no one's done it that bad before

i wish we got to know him better <--you are sara

he's me for real (your 20's get better, i prommy)

i want to feed him hot cheetos and watch him cry (affectionate)

i'm pretty neutral about him

love him love him love him, want the minisode

i don't like him, he stole my identity

i do like him, he stole my identity <--you are midori

vengeful for her lost son

as if, i can't imagine she cares about midori in the slightest

wedding ring on finger, i have wed her

silly guy doin unethical science, but is a milf about it

other

i don't think she'll be involved

clearing out midori's office, saying he couldn't even clean his room for her

He'd always sacrifice himself to save Kanna

Have you met this guy, I'd clock him out on sight, death game or not

He'd trip and fall on his own, and lose the game without anyone intervening

Soup deficiency

Accidentally mentions he likes anime, and has to disintegrate on the spot

Accidentally falls down that one hole by the dart board

Midori would never let him go

He purposely heckles everyone, and someone's bound to snap

Hit his funny bone on a table, has to curl up like a bug

Kanna takes his scarf, and he freezes to death :(

He gets a manga site virus on the laptop, and infects himself

Other

can't match with anyone on grindr because he looks photoshopped

accidentally dated hayasaka for five years

hayasaka does not recognize him with the hair dyed

shin tsukimi takes the name of the strongest person he knows, not 'sou hiyori'

but the name of the girl who kicked his ass so badly at the board name festival

and introduces himself first as 'sara chidouin'

keiji catches on, and also introduces himself as sara chidouin

everyone agrees, and introduces themselves as sara

it finally gets to the real sara, and she looks at joe, now 'sara'

sou scoffs and says she's copying his name, and not to lie

gets a call from keiji every morning to do the crossword puzzle for him

sara solved all the puzzles in the death game, this carries over after as well

rewrites the gundam wiki wrong to mess with sou

has to listen to sou complain about his movie date with keiji

keiji kept going, 'wahaha, good one', any time a joke was made outloud

moves to a nice apartment with her mom, away from her old house

goes out with joe and ryouko to karaoke and get frilly drinks

she and kanna call sou their 'baby brother', and bother him at work

gets to sleep in her own bed safe and sound

gets back into kendo