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Kiryu: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.

Majima: I know this, and I love you.

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no the last post wasn’t two years ago I have no idea what you’re talking about

so, hi! I’m going to attempt to get this blog active again so here’s to a second introduction: hi, I love the yakuza series a bit too much so I made this blog for it. Please submit posts if you have any ideas!

here’s to a second and better attempt~

#yakuza #incorrect yakuza quotes #ryu ga gotoku #im going to go through the inbox now #and queue a few posts

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#art #thank you!!#this is so perfect i love it #kiryu kazuma #nishikiyama akira #kazama shintaro

You look so hot when you find me annoying.

Majima, to Kiryu

#yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #majima goro #kiryu kazuma #kazumaji #incorrect yakuza quotes #shippy post #source: gilmore girls

Daigo: Majima sleeps after us and is awake before us. Does he even sleep?

Kiryu: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.

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Majima, sitting down on the couch: Once again, fate throws us together!

Kiryu: You literally just broke into my house and waited for me to come back home.

Majima: F a t e.

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Saejima: Listen, Majima, I've been thinking about our current living situation and, uh... why are you smiling?

Majima: I got a little surprise.

Majima, pointing to a fish tank: Look, I got us a new fishie. I named him, uh... "Saejima", you know, after... after you.

Saejima: ...Well, that's not even a real fish. You know, that's a Goldfish Cracker.

Majima: So, what’s your point man?

Saejima: ...Okay, good night... you big, freak of nature.

#yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #majima goro #saejima taiga #jima brothers #incorrect yakuza quotes #source: friends

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Based off of a @incorrect-yakuza post! I had so much fun with this!

#art #kiryu kazuma #nishikiyama akira #i might be crying bc i came across this just now and i cant believe i didnt see this when it was posted!!!#you drew this so perfectly i love this quote #also sorry for not noticing this earlier :(#if anyone has ever tagged me in a post please dm about it incase it gets lost between all the other notifications #i love seeing these art posts and i hate knowing i might be missing some :/

Majima: We have fun, don’t we?

Kiryu: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

#yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #kazumaji #incorrect yakuza quotes #source: the good place

Kiryu: Good morning.

Saejima: Good morning.

Daigo: Good morning.

Akiyama: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Majima: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

#yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #saejima taiga #dojima daigo #akiyama shun #incorrect yakuza quotes #source: incorrectquotesideas

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Majima: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.

Daigo: I think you mean tricks, right?

Kiryu: He did not.

Majima, pulling knives out of his sleeves: I did not.

#yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #dojima daigo #incorrect yakuza quotes #source: tumblr

Kiryu: *Traps a wasp under a cup*

Majima: *Walks over and places two more cups down*

Kiryu: Please no—

Majima: *Starts shuffling the cups*

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I napped once, it was 1983.

Majima

#yakuza #Ryu ga Gotoku #majima goro #incorrect yakuza quotes #submission #submitted by marquiscosplay #source: crazy ex girlfriend

Okay, let’s just put it out there, I’ve retired from stalking, but you never lose the skills.

Majima

#yakuza #Ryu ga Gotoku #majima goro #incorrect yakuza quotes #submission #submitted by marquiscosplay #source: crazy ex girlfriend

Kiryu: *Beating the shit out of Majima*

Majima: Harder daddy.

Kiryu: What?

Majima: What?

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Kiryu: What are you gonna bring to Christmas dinner?

Majima: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.

#yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #kazumaji #incorrect yakuza quotes #source: tumblr #guess who's back!!!!!#also happy holidays to everyone celebrating!!!

Kiryu: Well, listen, we need your help.

Majima: Great, who are we killing? I won’t do kids. That’s a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid’s a dick.

#yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #kazumaji #incorrect yakuza quotes #submission #submitted by marquiscosplay #source: brooklyn nine nine #this was submitted with the title of yakuza 2 and i need to discuss this even more please

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