incorrect quotes from my favorite shows

alex: can you guys shut the f*ck up?

julie: you bitch.

luke: i just remembered my entire life

jason: everything is free if you take it and don’t get caught

dick: *to rachel and gar* they’re disappearing at an alarming rate

dick: NO ONE HERE IS DYING

peter: probably not

steve, from across the room: he’s a little spoon

peter: *stands up, blacks out for a second*

peter: spaghetti when you have a small pot

“She’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands: Madelaine Petsch herself

dean: thats because you put it in danger. twice.

dean, approximately 5 seconds later, on a skateboard with a caprisun and sunglasses: lmao that was wild, anyway, anyone wanna give me attention?