nat: fine then!
tony: fine!
nat: fine!
sam, around the corner munching on some trail mix: they’re literally the epitome of love
wanda: and you’re literally so delusional

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@incorrect-tonynat
nat: fine then!
tony: fine!
nat: fine!
sam, around the corner munching on some trail mix: they’re literally the epitome of love
wanda: and you’re literally so delusional

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Nat: ugh… how do i fake a hickey?
Wanda: who are you trying to make jealous?
Nat: tony! he skipped our date last night to “work on something”
Wanda: at that point, i’ll give you the real thing…
Nat: you’re in? okay good, is now a good time?
Wanda: yes ma’am
*the next day*
Tony, looking for Nat: Nat, I am so sorry, I lost tr- is that a hickey?? who gave that to you? I didn’t do that
Nat: *in his personal space to the point where their chests touch* Wanda did
Tony: Wanda I’m gonna kill you!
Wanda: Instead of killing me, why don’t you make it up with Nat or I will
Tony: Date, tonight, 8pm, that fancy diner three blocks away. My treat, whatever you want. Baby, I’m so s-
Nat: *kisses him to shut him up* You’re forgiven but just remember I don’t like being stood up
Tony: knock knock
Nat: who’s there, tony?
Tony: when, where.
Nat: when, where, who?
Tony: tomorrow night, my place, you and me
Sam, clicking his tongue: damn, that was smooth. i’m gonna have to use that
tony: hey nat! guess what?
nat, oblivious: chicken butt
sam: *laughing*
nat: what? what just happened?
tony: i just tricked you
nat, coming to realisation:*running after tony* i’m so gonna kill you
Don’t Blame Me (1.02)
Pairing: Dean Winchester x FBI Agent!Reader
Series Summary: As an FBI profiler and special agent, you’re at the peak of your career. There are only two serial killers you’ve never been able to catch: the Winchesters. For twelve years, you’ve been hot on their heels, thinking they had murdered your partner, but what happens when you actually find the brothers?
Chapter Warnings: +18, canon divergence, canon typical violence, mentions of drinking and death, tw: panic attack
Word Count: 4.2k
A/N: This series will update every Friday for the first ten chapters (which finishes season 1 of this saga). Agent Sweetheart is getting her mind blown in this part. Hope you enjoy and let me know what you think! 🖤 This is also my entry for @flamencodiva ‘s Writing Challenge 2 (prompt in bold). Thanks, Vanessa! It fit perfectly in here!
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2. Stranger Danger
“You think she stays knocked out?” Sam asked as the brothers arrived at the barn where the children were supposedly held captive.
“Yeah, I got her good. She’s gonna be majorly pissed, though. Let’s get this over with, so we’re over the hills and far away before she wakes back up,” Dean said. He then let out a small laugh, shaking his head. “Man, she’s hot when she’s feisty, though.”
Sam frowned, “She tried to shoot you, Dean.”
“Yeah, that’s what made it so hot,” Dean chuckled, wagging his eyebrows with a smirk.
“Guess she was right… you are a whack job,” Sam retorted, grinning.
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you are absolutely correct but please consider: tonynat and cats
i just posted something specifically for you 🥰🥰❤️
*after their argument about the dog*
tony: logically, if i get her a cat or two or three, i can get another dog. cant argue with that, im the smartest man alive
*at the shelter, sifting through all the cats and dogs*
employee: hey, mr. stark. these two cats were brought in together, brother and sister. they were hrough in with another young dog as well, a husky
tony: i’ll take ‘em
*nat isnt home yet and this is her late christmas present*
tony: okay, theyve all got their little bowties and santa hats on. there’s no possible way she won’t love this
*the elevator to their floor opens, revealing tony and the dogs*
nat: tony, what did i say last night?
tony: that you love me?
nat: yes, i did say that but what else did i say?
tony: no more dogs?
nat: yes!
tony, turning around after grabbing the cats: i got you cats as well
nat, dropping her bags and running over, immediately holding them: what are their names?
tony: the shelter actually let me pick the names but im giving that responsibility to you, darling
nat: the one in my left hand shall be sugar and the right will be rightfully named spice. sugar and spice
*weeks later*
tony: babyyy, can we please soend some time alone?
nat: sugar and spice NEED me
tony: we haven’t been on an actual date in weeks. please??
nat: wait… did you say WEEKS?
tony: please can we go on a date?
nat: yes, yes absolutely
tony: can we get a dog?
nat: no
tony: can we get a dog?
nat: no
tony: why though?
nat, in their bed with 8 dogs: i wonder why, tony. i wonder why. we have 8 dogs already!!
Her
Request: Natasha Romanoff mile-high club on the Quinjet?
Warnings: There’s smut in here and a bit of unexpected light chocking?
I don’t really know where I went with this one to be honest but I sure enjoyed writing it a lot!
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a squabble over coffee
Requested: can you do one where Nat and R are bestfriends R gives Nat a massage and might’ve moaned, and moaned again but with R’s name
Summary: Natasha had a rough mission and could do with relaxing. Reader has a coffee addiction. Kind of.
Rating: E. Smut. Lots of smut. Filth. Teasing. The whole works. Sub!Nat because I can’t control myself. 18+
Word Count: 2,861
I’ve written a lot of smut over the years for many fandoms on many platforms, and other tumblr blogs. This might be the winner. This is the most erotic thing I have ever written. Enjoy.
oh my god they were roommates
принцесса = princess
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sam: hey tony, can i ask you a question?
tony: yeah, what about?
sam: how did you pick up nat? like how did you get her to be your girlfriend?
tony: like this. nat, honey, can you come here for a sec?!
nat: *walks into the kitchen* yeah?
tony: *picks nat up* thats how i picked up nat and got her to be my girlfriend.
nat: no, you embarrassed yourself in public on our first date and i couldn’t get over how cute you were. but this works too
peter, barging into tony’s room: STEVE AND SHARON ARE DATING!!!
tony: good morning kid.
peter: STEVE! AND! SHARON! ARE! DATING!
tony: yes, peter, they are.
peter: *runs out of the room screaming
nat, from under tony’s covers: do you think he knew i was here?
i made a cursed quiz .
what horror character trope are you?
rb and tag ur results pwease (im the mad scientist!)
i got the mad scientist too and honestly?? dead accurate. except for the college calculus. u will NEVER see me take a college calc class
Do you know any great ironwidow post-civil fanfic
unfortunately, i do NOT have an answer for you. it is so hard finding any good ironwidow fics that are tony x nat in a relationship and not just friends. let me know if you find any out there. if i find any, i’ll reply to this again :)))
nat: i may have accidentally sent you nudes.
tony: you what?
nat: okay, it kind of wasn’t an accident.
tony: how the fuck?

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*pretend nat was dating steve and this is a detective/fbi agent au*
steve: how do you guys sleep with all the awful stuff you see?
tony: usually with your girlfriend.
nat:
sam:
wanda:
clint:
bruce:
steve:
tony: did i say that out loud?
nat: *facepalms*
vision, to wanda: you deserve an award for putting up with me.
wanda: you ARE my award
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nat, to tony: you deserve an award for putting up with me.
tony: yeah, you can be a real bitch sometimes.