TonyNat

tony: fine!

nat: fine!

sam, around the corner munching on some trail mix: they’re literally the epitome of love

Wanda: who are you trying to make jealous?

Nat: tony! he skipped our date last night to “work on something”

Wanda: at that point, i’ll give you the real thing…

Nat: you’re in? okay good, is now a good time?

Wanda: yes ma’am

*the next day*

Tony, looking for Nat: Nat, I am so sorry, I lost tr- is that a hickey?? who gave that to you? I didn’t do that

Nat: *in his personal space to the point where their chests touch* Wanda did

Tony: Wanda I’m gonna kill you!

Wanda: Instead of killing me, why don’t you make it up with Nat or I will

Tony: Date, tonight, 8pm, that fancy diner three blocks away. My treat, whatever you want. Baby, I’m so s-

Nat: who’s there, tony?

Tony: when, where.

Nat: when, where, who?

Tony: tomorrow night, my place, you and me

nat, oblivious: chicken butt

sam: *laughing*

nat: what? what just happened?

tony: i just tricked you

tony: logically, if i get her a cat or two or three, i can get another dog. cant argue with that, im the smartest man alive

*at the shelter, sifting through all the cats and dogs*

employee: hey, mr. stark. these two cats were brought in together, brother and sister. they were hrough in with another young dog as well, a husky

tony: i’ll take ‘em

*nat isnt home yet and this is her late christmas present*

tony: okay, theyve all got their little bowties and santa hats on. there’s no possible way she won’t love this

*the elevator to their floor opens, revealing tony and the dogs*

nat: tony, what did i say last night?

tony: that you love me?

nat: yes, i did say that but what else did i say?

tony: no more dogs?

nat: yes!

tony, turning around after grabbing the cats: i got you cats as well

nat, dropping her bags and running over, immediately holding them: what are their names?

tony: the shelter actually let me pick the names but im giving that responsibility to you, darling

nat: the one in my left hand shall be sugar and the right will be rightfully named spice. sugar and spice

*weeks later*

tony: babyyy, can we please soend some time alone?

nat: sugar and spice NEED me

tony: we haven’t been on an actual date in weeks. please??

nat: wait… did you say WEEKS?

tony: please can we go on a date?

nat: no

tony: can we get a dog?

nat: no

tony: why though?

tony: yeah, what about?

sam: how did you pick up nat? like how did you get her to be your girlfriend?

tony: like this. nat, honey, can you come here for a sec?!

nat: *walks into the kitchen* yeah?

tony: *picks nat up* thats how i picked up nat and got her to be my girlfriend.

tony: good morning kid.

peter: STEVE! AND! SHARON! ARE! DATING!

tony: yes, peter, they are.

peter: *runs out of the room screaming

tony: you what?

nat: okay, it kind of wasn’t an accident.

steve: how do you guys sleep with all the awful stuff you see?

tony: usually with your girlfriend.

nat:

sam:

wanda:

clint:

bruce:

steve:

tony: did i say that out loud?

wanda: you ARE my award

~

nat, to tony: you deserve an award for putting up with me.