Gaby: [pushing her way through a crowd] Excuse me⌠Pardon me, please, itâs important⌠Illya, please?
Illya: EVERYBODY MOVE!
[path clears immediately]
Gaby: Thank you.
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Gaby: [pushing her way through a crowd] Excuse me⌠Pardon me, please, itâs important⌠Illya, please?
Illya: EVERYBODY MOVE!
[path clears immediately]
Gaby: Thank you.

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Napoleon: You canât spend the rest of your life waiting for Gaby to wake up and smell the hottie. Make a move. Do the talking thing.
Illya: Well, what if the talking thing becomes the awkward-silence thing?
Napoleon: [to Illya] Why do you follow peopleâs directions when you could literally pick them up and throw them out the window?
Drunk Gaby: (to Napoleon) If you were a hat you would be a top hat. Like a tall monopoly one. I mean that out of the greatest compliments.
Napoleon: So far Illyaâs list of fears is sharks, tap water, and real relationships.
Illya: And blueberries.

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Victoria: Oh, look, it's the Three Musketeers.
[The others exchange glances.]
Gaby: Was that an insult?
Napoleon: Kinda lacked punch.
Illya: The Three Musketeers were cool.
Victoria: I see your point.
Napoleon: I would've gone with Stooges.
Napoleon: Okay Gaby, you need your beauty sleep.
Gaby: I donât need sleep to be beautiful.
Illya: But you do need it to be pleasantâŚ
Victoria: Oh, look, itâs the Three Musketeers.
[The others exchange glances.]
Gaby: Was that an insult?
Napoleon: Kinda lacked punch.
Illya: The Three Musketeers were cool.
Victoria: I see your point.
Napoleon: I wouldâve gone with Stooges.
Gaby: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
Illya: I keep a list. Itâs alphabetised.
Gaby: How did you find me?
Illya: Oh, it was easy, really. I just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.

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Illya: So you lied to me?
Napoleon: That depends on how you define lying.
Illya: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Napoleon: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.
Illya: I wasnât hurt that badly. They said all my bleeding was internal. Thatâs where the bloodâs supposed to be!
Gaby: Iâm a damsel, but not the distressed kind⌠one whoâs very together and in complete control of her own destiny.
Gaby: Looks like youâve managed to cut off our only escape route.
Napoleon: [sarcastically] Maybe youâd like it back in East Berlin, your highness.
Napoleon: Not a bad bit of rescuing, huh? You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.
Gaby: That doesnât sound too hard.

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Napoleon: Time for Plan B. Plan A was to break into Victoria Vinciguerraâs island fortress.
Gaby: And that you have done, now what?
Napoleon: Well we really donât have a Plan B. We didnât expect for the first plan to work. Sometimes you can overplan these things.
Rudy: First, youâll be sealed in a reinforced titanium box. Next, you will be dropped into this bottomless chasm. Then, the chasm will be filled with water. Then, man-eating sharks and a giant squid will then be released into the water!
Napoleon: Wait, if the chasm is bottomless, how can you fill it with water?
Rudy: âŚ
Rudy: ITâS VERY, VERY DEEP, ALL RIGHT?! Lastly, I shall freeze over the water with a six-foot layer of solid GLACIAL ICE! [inhales] ANY QUESTIONS?
Napoleon: Not if youâre gonna get all snippy.