Totally Correct Quotes From The Prom

Alyssa: Hey Emma, i made dinner.

When you meddle in someone's personal life, it's just so rewarding!

I want to sit in a comfortable chair, watch television, and go to sleep at a reasonable hour!

It’s all fun and gay until you get a crush on her.

I have flaws. What are they? Sometimes I sing in the shower. I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car.

Betsy: Emma, you have to get up.

Betsy: Let me take you there and you can talk to Kaylee.

Emma: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Alyssa: Why don't you ever make the bed?

It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.

Being gay isn’t a choice. It’s a game and I’m winning.

Nick: Stop staring at me like that. Undressing me with your eyes.

I’ve learned to live with a very flexible definition of 'okay'.

Angie: What’s wrong with the way I dress?

Alyssa, waking up at 6am: Good morning, Emma.

Barry: Are you saying you feel guilty?