Tanz der Vampire quotes

Herbert: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

Krolock: God is no longer with us, I'll take over.

Krolock: I hate when people ask me what sign I am. Like bitch I'm a sign from God. Start running.

Krolock: Pronouns? I mean, I'd say I am. I don't see why anyone would be anti-nouns, especially since they're so common

Alfred: Hate when people are like "Trust your gut! Listen to your intuition!" Like okay well my gut is telling me every person I lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying I should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest I do with that information

Alfred: Moment of silence for all my wasted potential

Koukol: Do you see this shit my liege

Krolock: I might make up some adjectives like Bill Shakespeare did. Felt like that would be rather perchrancheous of me.